Brooklyn Nine-Nine by Maria Sofia

IMPORTANTE: O Banco de Séries não serve para assistir séries! Somos uma rede social onde os fãs de séries podem controlar os episódios que assistiram, dar notas, comentar, criar sua agenda, saber quando passa o próximo episódio. Somos totalmente contra a pirataria e não disponibilizamos conteúdo que fere direitos autorais.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine By Maria Sofia

Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8 2021-10-30 20:16:00

que piloto, meus amigos, que piloto!!!!!!

Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8 2022-12-21 22:40:40

n tenho ideia se acho esse piloto excelente agora q já estou vendo pela 5a vez ou se achei bom na primeira. nao comentei aqui nem em lugar nenhum kkkkkk

Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8 2022-12-22 22:44:57

– jacob peralta is my best detective. he likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. the only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
– that was very well put.

Episodio 1x2 - Nota 8 2021-10-30 21:04:35

o nome do rato ser algernon é uma referência que eu só peguei reassistindo depois de ler o livro. inclusive, recomendação de livro: flores para algernon

Episodio 1x2 - Nota 8 2022-12-22 22:49:39

algernon 😍😁❤️‍🩹🥰 you guys, algernon is back! 😄🤗💓

Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-05 20:06:33

a gina dançando kkkkkk

Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-22 22:39:40

pra mim não mudou kkkkkkk fiquei curiosa sobre a sua opinião agora! se ver essa resposta me fala pfvr oq vc acha dela e onde vc tá

Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-22 22:39:58

black people can sell drugs

Episodio 1x4 - Nota 6 2021-11-05 20:09:02

o plot da médica estraga esse episódio, que nervoso

Episodio 1x4 - Nota 6 2022-12-23 23:54:20

– take diaz and peralta.
– yes! my fantasy threesome.

Episodio 1x5 - Nota 8 2021-11-05 20:12:14

o final kkkkkkk

Episodio 1x5 - Nota 8 2022-12-25 22:56:31

dear vulture,
enjoy my big white ass.
jake

Episodio 1x6 - Nota 10 2021-11-05 20:39:29

os episódios de halloween são os melhores e esse é maravilhoso, o início de tudo

Episodio 1x6 - Nota 10 2022-12-25 22:57:50

jake peralta is an amazing detective/genius

Episodio 1x7 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-05 21:22:29

o terry e o cunhado pqp kkkkkkkkk

Episodio 1x7 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-25 23:02:33

– I know everyone's mad at peralta for ruining their weekend.
– but?
– that was it.
– I was just demonstrating for detective peralta what a fact is.

Episodio 1x8 - Nota 8 2021-11-05 21:25:02

jake defendendo o holt 🥺

a rosa no tribunal kkkkkkkkk

Episodio 1x8 - Nota 8 2022-12-25 23:05:57

you can ignore that garbage, santiago. jimmy brogan wouldn't know a legit cop if he punched him in the face.

Episodio 1x9 - Nota 7.5 2021-11-06 14:28:26

gina nas entrevistas foi tudo kkkkk

Episodio 1x9 - Nota 7.5 2022-12-25 23:10:52

in my defense, i was the only one saying we should stop hitting. "stop hitting them! kicking them will hurt more!"

Episodio 1x10 - Nota 9 2021-11-06 14:29:55

o plot do bingo é maravilhoso kkkkk happy turkey day

Episodio 1x10 - Nota 9 2022-12-25 23:13:56

– oh, and I ran out of salt, so I used baking soda.
– why wouldn't you? they're both white powders. of course they're interchangeable.
– yeah.

Episodio 1x11 - Nota 9 2021-11-06 14:31:24

esse episódio é absolutamente tudo

Episodio 1x11 - Nota 9 2022-12-25 23:15:50

shut up, jake! boyle's a hero. and so is his butt.

Episodio 1x12 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-06 14:41:28

o holt com os cachorrinhos 😗

Episodio 1x12 - Nota 9.5 2022-12-25 23:22:36

– how many cars would you say this pontiac bandit has stolen?
– 230 that I know of. but the real number could be in the millions.
– you're not very good at math.
[...]
– I've been trying to catch the pontiac bandit for eight years.
– you know how many months that is?
– 96.
– 80--40--and 6 years, months.
– do you need a math tutor? because the department will provide one for you.

Episodio 1x13 - Nota 10 2021-11-06 14:46:31

"– no matter what happens, you're not allowed to fall in love with me.
– won't be a problem."
🥺

Episodio 1x13 - Nota 10 2022-12-25 23:36:25

jake, do you know why little boys pull little girls' pigtails on playgrounds? [...] because they like the girls, and that's the only way they know how to get their attention. [...] all of this teasing, this elaborate date, somewhere down deep, you like amy. like, like her, like her. [...] how much did you spend on tonight? [...] you're putting a lot of effort into a joke. why don't you sit down and have a real conversation with her?

Episodio 1x14 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-06 14:48:30

wife or dog?

Episodio 1x14 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-25 23:40:25

the ebony falcon had no fear. he's the ebony antelope now. brave enough to drink at the lake, but wise enough to run from the lions.

Episodio 1x15 - Nota 8 2021-11-06 14:50:20

peraltiago entendam que vocês são tudo 💖

Episodio 1x15 - Nota 8 2022-12-25 23:51:37

before you go in there, there's something I have to say. I'm sorry I said you were a bad partner. I was the bad partner. the truth is, our job isn't always great. I mean, sometimes it sucks. but it sucks a little less when I get to do it with you.

Episodio 1x16 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-06 14:51:34

esse episódio é um dos melhores da série, juro

Episodio 1x16 - Nota 9.5 2022-12-26 00:00:32

– you're welcome, kevin.
– call me "kev."
– what? oh, he told you to say that, didn't he?
– well, you are always playing pranks on me, raymond. just once, let me be the funny one.

Episodio 1x17 - Nota 7.5 2021-11-06 16:15:14

eles usando spray de pimenta no outro e depois derramando refrigerante kkkkkk

Episodio 1x17 - Nota 7.5 2022-12-26 00:06:46

I thought you created agla--naca--macapa or whatever, so people like him wouldn't have to go through what you went through. isn't it a good thing that brian jensen didn't have to struggle for 25 years just to get up on this stage?

Episodio 1x18 - Nota 8 2021-11-07 21:21:24

"thanks dad" kkkkkkkk

Episodio 1x18 - Nota 8 2022-12-26 00:17:16

– that's right, because there was no one to look after us, because our moms both worked, and we didn't have fathers.
– peralta, I will not give you a cool half mil because you had a slightly sad childhood.

Episodio 1x19 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-07 21:22:31

jake nesse episódio é absolutamente tudo

Episodio 1x19 - Nota 9.5 2022-12-26 00:16:50

– you want to know why she went out with him and not you?
– yeah.
– because he actually asked her out.

Episodio 1x20 - Nota 8 2021-11-08 21:13:09

a cena do terry levantando o carro é muito boa kkkkkk

Episodio 1x20 - Nota 8 2022-12-26 00:24:37

– jake peralta, will you be my best man?
– yes. yes! a thousand times, yes!

Episodio 1x21 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-08 21:17:59

o jake todo apaixonadinho na amy é absolutamente TUDO!

Episodio 1x21 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-26 00:36:57

– what's going on with you? for the past two days, you've been telling me how amazing it was gonna be to solve this case. this does not look amazing.
– I don't know, man. I thought I'd be more psyched too. maybe I just need a cooler case.
– no. that is not gonna work. you set the precinct record, you weren't happy. you solved an unsolvable case, you weren't happy. no case is gonna make you happy. something's bothering you. and whatever it is you gotta deal with it.
– yeah, well, maybe I can't deal with it right now, or you know, whatever.
– oh. that's a tough one. but solving more cases isn't
gonna make you feel any better. having a drink with a friend might though.
– thank you, but I don't think another drink is gonna help. I think having a lot more drinks might help.

Episodio 1x22 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-09 11:28:59

season finale maravilhosa!

o jake falando que gosta da amy, simplesmente tudo!!!!!!

Episodio 1x22 - Nota 9.5 2022-12-26 00:45:51

look... I don't wanna be a jerk. I know you're dating teddy, and it's going really well. it's just... I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment. and if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda wish something could happen between us, romantic-styles. and I know it can't 'cause you're with teddy, and I'm going undercover, and that's just how it is. but anyway, we're not supposed to have any contact, so I should go. america needs me. bye.

Episodio 2x1 - Nota 8 2021-11-09 11:30:55

o terry nesse ep é engraçado demais kkkkkk

Episodio 2x1 - Nota 8 2022-12-26 00:52:46

hey, so listen, the thing I said to you before I went undercover, about how I wished something had happened between us romantically, that wasn't nothing. that was real. I know that you're with teddy. I'm not trying to change that. and I get there's stuff I can't control. but this morning I told you that I didn't mean any of it, and that was a lie. I just don't want to hold anything back.

Episodio 2x2 - Nota 8 2021-11-09 11:37:21

as interações terry e jake nesse ep são muito boas, eu ri demais kkkkkkk mas o resto do ep achei meio fraco

Episodio 2x2 - Nota 8 2022-12-26 00:57:51

– good news is our evaluation will be done by deputy chief brandt. we have a good rapport. he was once my captain.
– so he's kind of like our grand-captain.
– that is amazingly funny.

Episodio 2x3 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-09 11:44:54

jake apaixonadinho na amy é meu tudo 🥺

Episodio 2x3 - Nota 9.5 2022-12-26 01:04:21

– hey! 😠 don't you dare touch amy junior. 🥲 that's right. it's your baby! 🤪
– are you sayin' I knocked you up?😮
– you sure did!😬

Episodio 2x4 - Nota 10 2021-11-09 15:42:30

genial demais, amo esse ep

Episodio 2x4 - Nota 10 2022-12-26 01:06:34

captain raymond holt, you are an amazing police captain/genius

Episodio 2x5 - Nota 8 2021-11-10 13:41:47

o holt descobrindo charles e gina é impressionante demais

Episodio 2x5 - Nota 8 2022-12-26 01:09:30

madeline. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.

Episodio 2x6 - Nota 6 2021-11-10 13:45:28

esse final é aleatório demais

Episodio 2x6 - Nota 6 2022-12-26 01:12:17

HOT DAMN!

Episodio 2x7 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-10 13:49:09

esse episódio é ótimo

Episodio 2x7 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-26 01:13:44

what an idiotic thing to say. what's a thanksgiving gift?

Episodio 2x8 - Nota 8 2021-11-10 20:49:37

do nada o ed helms aqui, eu não lembrava dele em b99. adoro os atores repetidos do mike schur laksajsjak

Episodio 2x8 - Nota 8 2022-12-26 01:18:44

– U.S. postal inspection service, founded by benjamin franklin in 1772, undoubtedly the great man's greatest accomplishment.
– are you aware that he helped popularize parmesan cheese in america?
– I am.

Episodio 2x9 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-11 14:14:39

esse episódio é muito bom. o sorrisinho do jake quando descobre que a amy gosta/ gostava dele 🥺

Episodio 2x9 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-26 01:24:50

after our disagreement yesterday, I went online to read your culinary blogs and scoff. to my dismay, I actually learned something about how food tells a story, so I made kevin this. [...] it's a croque monsieur. kevin and I shared one on a rainy afternoon in paris on our first anniversary. it's one of our most treasured memories. I'm sure it's not up to your standards, but kevin seemed to enjoy it. so thank you for your guidance.

Episodio 2x10 - Nota 9 2021-11-11 14:16:04

a dinâmica pb&j é muito boa

Episodio 2x10 - Nota 9 2022-12-26 01:28:51

– I'm making a scrapbook of his professional highlights. newspaper clippings, police reports, pictures. it's got every moment of his career "from Ray to Z."
– this is a very bad idea.
– I know, I'm not happy with the title either, but my backup was "keep holting on", but that just makes him sounds like he's sick.

Episodio 2x11 - Nota 9 2021-11-11 14:18:29

a cena do café da manhã kkkkkkk

Episodio 2x11 - Nota 9 2022-12-26 01:29:43

stake me out tonight, I don't wanna let you go till we catch this guy

Episodio 2x12 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-11 14:20:20

episódio maravilhoso, o final é tudoooo

Episodio 2x12 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-26 01:32:18

– this is nice. I mean, the wind is unexpected, but welcome and bracing.
– yeah. it's like a thousand little needles of happiness shooting into your face.

Episodio 2x13 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-11 14:25:54

o jake na academia kkkkkkkk

Episodio 2x13 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-26 23:33:06

– sir, did you just laugh?
– uproariously.
– oh, my god. it's happening.

Episodio 2x14 - Nota 8 2021-11-11 14:27:52

jake e terry chegando na festa sorrindo desse jeito bizarro kkkkkkk

Episodio 2x14 - Nota 8 2022-12-26 23:36:42

– you should be proud.
– no, you should be changing her auto-correct.
– what's her last name?
– perez.
– no. it's "butt" now. sophia butt.

Episodio 2x15 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-11 18:19:07

o terry quebrando a cadeira e falando "my ass is not fat" é uma dádiva dessa série kkkkkkk

Episodio 2x15 - Nota 9.5 2022-12-26 23:41:38

– interesting tactic, detectives. show up at your first inter-agency drill and mess the whole thing up.
– less of a tactic and more of a series of incredible events.
– and what was the most incredible event? when I shot you in front of all your friends? [...] I knew it was a dumb idea to invite the nypd to a federal drill.
– seriously, man? you took all our guns, taped us to a bunch of chairs, called us fat, and we still took almost all of you out. next year, we're winning this thing.

Episodio 2x16 - Nota 9 2021-11-11 18:20:37

o velhinho assaltante kkkkkk

Episodio 2x16 - Nota 9 2022-12-29 23:35:58

– I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
– I'm sorry. you were stabbed?
– lightly stabbed.

Episodio 2x17 - Nota 8 2022-12-29 23:41:37

– I gotta hand it to you, captain. that was some ceremony.
– it wasn't difficult. I simply said what I wish had been said when kevin and I got married.
– oh, then I never would have heard your hilarious "efficient-officiant" quip.
– mmm, you're right. I regret nothing. but all this does make me think I might enjoy a more festive expression of our commitment to one another.
– are you suggesting we hold an honest to goodness wedding?
– nothing too elaborate. we're not the kardashian-wests, after all.

Episodio 2x18 - Nota 7.5 2021-11-12 14:12:35

a cena do pai do jake com o holt kkkkkkk
"– captain.
– captain."

Episodio 2x18 - Nota 7.5 2022-12-29 23:46:40

– oh, hey, captain holt. come meet my dad, captain peralta.
– hello, captain.
– captain.
– this is super weird for me.
– captain.
– captain.

Episodio 2x19 - Nota 9 2021-11-13 12:27:33

scully e hitchcock kkkkkk

Episodio 2x19 - Nota 9 2022-12-29 23:48:16

– captain, this is insane. I don't do drugs. I mean, sure, a couple of my teeth are loose, but that's from dental neglect, not meth.

Episodio 2x20 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-13 12:28:35

o jake nesse ep é mt bom kkkkkkk

Episodio 2x20 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-29 23:49:37

até a pobi da rosa quase ficou grávida do nick cannon

Episodio 2x21 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-13 12:30:05

a amy arrumando o cabelo p trás depois que o jake saiu 😭😭😭

Episodio 2x21 - Nota 8.5 2022-12-29 23:51:45

look, If you want to give her a real choice, you've got to let her know that you an option.

Episodio 2x22 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-13 12:31:55

a cena deles saindo do helicóptero kkkkk

Episodio 2x22 - Nota 9.5 2022-12-29 23:53:54

no, from now on, call me velvet thunder.

Episodio 2x23 - Nota 9 2021-11-13 12:34:18

lindos do caralho

Episodio 2x23 - Nota 9 2022-12-29 23:59:48

– I want to say it has been a pleasure to have worked alongside all of you for the past 21 1/2 months. I'm sorry for getting so emotional.
– a pretty consistent tone, actually.
– these have been the... these have been the best years of my career.
– oh, no. this is new.
– and I know that everyone of you gave me everything you had, and I will never forget it.
– go back to being robot captain.
– meep-morp. zeet. dismissed.

Episodio 3x1 - Nota 7.5 2021-11-13 12:36:59

boyle nesse ep sou eu todinha com peraltiago

Episodio 3x1 - Nota 7.5 2022-12-30 00:01:34

I hated him more than any cop I've ever known. whoa. I just realized I'm never gonna be able to say that to his face. I mean, I could say it to his wife at the funeral, but it won't be the same.

Episodio 3x2 - Nota 8 2021-11-13 12:37:45

esse cara é insuportável, daria um bom personagem de the office

Episodio 3x2 - Nota 8 2022-12-30 00:05:17

– pr is so boring. I need some nine-nine drama, stat.
– I don't think we're that dramatic.
– I've been gone one week. jake and amy are dating, and they've killed a person.

Episodio 3x3 - Nota 8 2021-11-13 12:39:54

a gina kkkkkk

Episodio 3x3 - Nota 8 2022-12-30 00:09:45

– look, I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like her a little bit
– you doodled your wedding invitation.
– no, that's our joint tombstone.

Episodio 3x4 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-13 12:41:17

holt voltando a tempo do halloween heist é tudo

Episodio 3x4 - Nota 8.5 2023-01-03 23:52:01

I guess someone just had my back

Episodio 3x5 - Nota 10 2021-11-13 12:42:35

amy santiago, queen of the nine nine, amazing detective/genius

Episodio 3x5 - Nota 10 2023-01-06 23:17:05

– are you al the janitor?
– nope. i'm your worst nightmare, amy santiago.

Episodio 3x6 - Nota 7 2021-11-13 19:18:21

holt e rosa chorando juntos é uma das melhores cenas dessa série kkkkkk

Episodio 3x6 - Nota 7 2023-01-10 23:08:42

okay, enough. we're gonna stop fighting. we're gonna lie down, and we're gonna triple-spoon like grown-ups! come on, bring it in. bring it in.

Episodio 3x7 - Nota 8 2021-11-13 19:19:24

peraltiago como sempre sendo absolutamente tudo

Episodio 3x7 - Nota 8 2023-01-12 00:01:36

hey, guys. I just discovered a new drug too. it's called "your relationship" and I'm high on it.

Episodio 3x8 - Nota 9 2021-11-13 19:45:28

o médico é o ron de parks and rec alsjsksjs

esse ep é lindinho demais 🥺

Episodio 3x8 - Nota 9 2023-01-15 22:57:00

– Sharon and I wanted you to be the first person to meet Ava.
– she's beautiful.
– I'm sorry I got angry earlier. you did a great job today. hospital was the right decision. I'm so glad you're Ava's godfather. I'm so glad you're Sharon's god-husband. I'm so glad you're my god-wife. I have no idea what I'm saying at this point.
– thank you, Jake.
– you want to hold her?
– yeah, sure, that'd be great.
– the baby, Jake!
– yeah! right, right, the normal thing.

Episodio 3x9 - Nota 8 2021-11-13 19:49:49

o boyle vei kkkkkkkk ele batendo na bunda do holt

Episodio 3x9 - Nota 8 2023-01-17 00:01:26

– that is great. this is great. this is terrible.
– why? you always said you wanted more face time with holt.
– no, not like this. squash brings out my competitive side. breaking racquets, cursing, excessive mooning. one time, just to psych a guy out, I locked eyes with him and ate a squash ball.
– that's not possible.
– it's still in me, terry.

Episodio 3x10 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-15 11:13:54

a gina kkkkkkkkk

Episodio 3x10 - Nota 9.5 2023-01-24 23:11:39

oh, my god. it's real life "die hard." I mean, "oh, no! crime."

Episodio 3x11 - Nota 7.5 2021-11-15 11:15:15

a amy e o terry nesse episódio são puro ouro

Episodio 3x11 - Nota 7.5 2023-01-26 00:01:29

– oh, that's weird! that guy kind of looks like my dad. wait a minute! that is my dad. you cannot use his sperm! you cannot use his sperm!
– my son would be your brother!

Episodio 3x12 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-15 11:17:41

amo a dinâmica holt e peralta, nesse ep eles foram incríveis

Episodio 3x12 - Nota 9.5 2023-01-27 23:51:32

good luck trying to stop us. you'll never catch us!
amy is usain bolt!!!!!

Episodio 3x13 - Nota 9 2021-11-15 11:19:43

episódio dos pb&j nunca decepciona

Episodio 3x13 - Nota 9 2023-01-28 23:21:21

– thank you for doing this. I love you.
– noice. smort. (...) I love you too.

Episodio 3x14 - Nota 8 2021-11-15 11:21:20

a amy cantando a musiquinha da aranha kkkkkkk

Episodio 3x14 - Nota 8 2023-02-08 19:05:06

– and also, remember your turtle, graham crackers?
– dad had sex with my turtle?
– no, no, no, no, but he stepped on it getting out of bed.
– but you said graham crackers got married and moved in with his wife. how did I not know any of this stuff?

Episodio 3x15 - Nota 9 2021-11-15 17:33:50

a briga vei kkkkkkk bom demais

Episodio 3x15 - Nota 9 2023-02-08 19:10:20

– I looked everywhere. I didn't find anything. did you?
– no. but mirror top coffee table, iguana cage, samurai swords on the wall... either this guy is a drug dealer or uses nick cage as an interior designer.

Episodio 3x16 - Nota 9 2021-11-15 19:23:59

todos os plots desse episódio funcionam muito bem

Episodio 3x16 - Nota 9 2023-02-08 19:16:07

well, the first ten minutes were really terrible. the diaper did not fit. it was for a baby. but then I relaxed, and I found my inner strength. I think the lesson here is that, as women, we... no, no, no, no! you close that trunk again and I will kill you.

Episodio 3x17 - Nota 9 2021-11-15 19:26:37

personagem do jason mantzoukas tão surtado aqui quanto em the good place e parks and rec kkkkkk

e esse ep ainda teve a meredith de the office

Episodio 3x17 - Nota 9 2023-02-08 19:19:18

– hey, pimento. I thought you were just gonna be looking through the files or something, man.
– sorry, brother. tai chi helps keep the demons at bay.
– right. and do you have to do it in your underwear?
– I can't take them off, 'cause then you'd be looking right at my penis and testicles.
– can't argue with that logic.

Episodio 3x18 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-16 13:57:55

o charles com o gambá jkkkkkkkk

Episodio 3x18 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-08 19:25:57

– okay, the key with dogs is establishing the alpha. Cheddah, dwop it. pwease dwop it. I'll give you anything you want.
– oh, Cheddar is the alpha. didn't expect that.

Episodio 3x19 - Nota 9 2021-11-16 14:00:00

a dinâmica boyle pimento gina desse episódio é muito boa

Episodio 3x19 - Nota 9 2023-02-08 19:29:39

– you can crush metal with your bare hands. you can lift a city bus. you can make your boobies do that bouncy thing.
– they're called pecs.
– same thing. now, get on over to the 6-5 and make those big jerks take back that tiny kitten.
– yeah. all right. I'm doing it.
[...]
– didn't work. I have more kittens than before.
– what? how?

Episodio 3x20 - Nota 9 2021-11-16 15:31:20

amei as festas de despedida, apesar de não gostar muito do plot de casar às pressas

Episodio 3x20 - Nota 9 2023-02-08 19:37:05

– okay, just keep that mind open. I'm sure there's a perfectly stable explanation for this.
– someone's trying to kill me!
– mind closed, jake! mind closed.
[...]
– look, I know you're upset because pimento seems a little amped up...
– we were going 90 with the headlights off!
– but please just give him a chance to explain before getting all angry and yelling, "hey, man!"
– hey, man! what the hell were you doing?
– great, sarge, can I just talk to you outside for one moment? BRB. BRB. BRB. sarge, he's a good cop. if you ask him in a supportive, non-confrontational manner, he'll give you a calm, logical answer.
– fine.
– why do you want to know? who are you working for? I will cut you, little man.

Episodio 3x21 - Nota 9 2021-11-16 15:33:11

a amy grávida de mentira e a melissa grávida de verdade kkkk

Episodio 3x21 - Nota 9 2023-02-08 19:41:47

– what the hell? we agreed you weren't gonna do that. you disobeyed a direct order from your handler.
– yeah, I did. because that order was crap. I did the right thing and it's insulting that you don't see that.
– hey, hey, hey. the baby can hear you yelling and it's upsetting him.
– it's a fake baby, charles.
– I meant me. the baby's a cover.

Episodio 3x22 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-16 15:36:38

AMO as cenas em câmera lenta dessa série

Episodio 3x22 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-08 19:45:45

wait a minute. he's got a pulse. no, wait. that's my pulse. no. it's his pulse. nope, it's both our pulses. he's alive! I'm alive! we're all alive! this case just got busted wide open.

Episodio 3x23 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-16 15:41:51

que finale!

Episodio 3x23 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-08 19:50:34

– I know figgis, and you're in far more danger than I. he's coming for you. and I guarantee his soldiers find this place.
– not gonna happen. I rent it out under a shell corporation.
– yeah.
– my mail goes to a P.O.
box in queens.
– yeah.
– my neighbors think my name is emily goldfinch.
– oh, yeah.
– people I work with all think my name is rosa diaz.
– yeah... wait, what?
– don't worry about it.

Episodio 4x1 - Nota 8 2021-11-16 17:20:27

as piadas desse episódio foram ótimas, dei boas risadas

"it's holt. captain raymond holt."

Episodio 4x1 - Nota 8 2023-02-08 19:55:15

– I say we post this video and use it to lure figgis down here, making ourselves into bait.
– and once figgis is here, we take him down, climb out of america's steaming orifice, and go home. I like the way you're thinking, greg.
– it's holt. captain raymond holt.

Episodio 4x2 - Nota 9 2021-11-16 17:50:57

e conseguiram fugir por causa de homofobia kkkkkk "it's 2016, man. this is on you."

Episodio 4x2 - Nota 9 2023-02-08 20:00:52

this is a little bit weird. never been arrested before. I mean, I was "detained" once by taylor swift's security team, but that was a misunderstanding. she's probably going to write a song about me. we got to get out of here.

Episodio 4x3 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-16 18:12:08

gina linetti lendária demais "but isn't gina linetti more of a state of mind? like, in a way, we were all gina linetti today."

Episodio 4x3 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-08 20:04:12

– we're sorry we doubted you, sir. you really saved our butts.
– I can't take credit for that. gina linetti is the real hero here.
– but isn't gina linetti more of a state of mind? like, in a way, we were all gina linetti today. gina, let's take this gina to the hospital.

Episodio 4x4 - Nota 9 2021-11-17 12:34:17

"this is a crossover"

Episodio 4x4 - Nota 9 2023-02-08 20:12:07

– ok then name one law.
– don't kill people?
– yeah, that's on me, I set the bar too low.

Episodio 4x5 - Nota 10 2021-11-17 12:36:23

episódios de halloween sempre lendários e maravilhosos

Episodio 4x5 - Nota 10 2023-02-08 20:17:42

– I select charles boyle.
– what?
– what's the matter, peralta? were you expecting to have detective boyle on your team? have i thrown a wrench into your plans?
– absolutely not. I'm just surprised, because you have such a strong connection with gina. but i'm glad she's on my team. I had absolutely nothing planned for charles.
(...)
– I totally planned everything for charles. this is a nightmare!
– ew! what can charles boyle do that I can't?

Episodio 4x5 - Nota 10 2023-03-04 17:37:09

gina linetti is the ultimate human/genius

Episodio 4x6 - Nota 9 2021-11-17 16:14:27

o holt estourando os balões kkkkkkk

Episodio 4x6 - Nota 9 2023-02-08 20:21:12

– she is magnificent.
– vindication!

Episodio 4x7 - Nota 7.5 2021-11-17 17:15:17

curiosidade: o boyle faz uma referência a dexter e o ator que faz o pai da amy participa da série

Episodio 4x7 - Nota 7.5 2023-02-08 20:22:29

how was I supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?

Episodio 4x8 - Nota 8 2021-11-17 17:16:54

"BOOOOOOONE??????????" eu amo esse episódio kkkkkkk

Episodio 4x8 - Nota 8 2023-02-10 00:07:18

– come on, sir, the math thing isn't the problem. night shift's keeping you and kevin apart. you two just need to bone.
– what did you say?
– don't say it again.
– I said you two need to bone.
– HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ? I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER! (...) BONE! (...) what happens in my bedroom, detective, is none of your business. (...) BONE! (...) don't EVER speak to me like that again.
– why did you do that?
– dude was pent up. now he knows. problem solved.
[...]
– captain, I know you don't want to talk about monty hall, but I did contact a math...
– no need, santiago. it's all good.
– so the fight with Kevin is over?
– yep.
– because you understand the math now?
– nope.
– because you guys...
– yep.
– knew it. see, what happened is your dads had sex.

Episodio 4x9 - Nota 8 2021-11-17 19:40:30

terry e gina foram ótimos nesse episódio, ri bastante

Episodio 4x9 - Nota 8 2023-02-10 00:09:14

– well, I've got news for you: ya boring.
– you know who else was called "boring"? andreas marggraf. and you know what he did?
– yeah, he discovered zinc, because you've used that one on me before because, uh, ya boring.

Episodio 4x10 - Nota 8 2021-11-17 19:44:25

o boyle nesse ep é lindo e desesperador ao mesmo tempo

Episodio 4x10 - Nota 8 2023-02-10 00:15:36

– you taught me that christmas isn't about presents.
– no, forget all that crap. presents rule. here, give him this. from you.
– it's a police man, just like you, papa. this is the coolest present ever. "I'm detective papa, and I'm going to go to the farmers market. I hope they have aged gouda."
– oh, my god, I'm melting. I'm literally turning into a puddle. genevieve, hold me.
– I got you, babe. oh, honey, that flat ass is perched right on top of my ute.
– I'm gonna pretend none of that was said for the sake of the child.

Episodio 4x11 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-18 12:57:10

jake e amy falando de tartarugas ninja e harry potter 🥺

Episodio 4x11 - Nota 8.5 2023-02-10 00:21:49

– man, this is like playing the coolest video game ever. my character is terry.
– it's locked.
– oh, kick it down! front kick! front kick!
– all clear.
– now strafe. strafe!
– I don't know what that means.
– barrel roll. duck.
– duck? just tell me where to go, man.
– wait a minute. slide one of your feet forward. now switch. now punch both your fists forward at the same time.
– are you making me do the running man?
– yeah, the original one! excluding the movie. and
stephen king's classic short story. so, the third iteration.
– I'm going off on my own.
– he has sentience. it's westworld.

Episodio 4x12 - Nota 10 2021-11-18 12:58:23

as músicas do doug judy kkkkkk

a cena slow mo deles saindo da delegacia é ótima. WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE

Episodio 4x12 - Nota 10 2023-02-10 00:28:52

– criminals? that's how you see us? is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? or to sell some weed so you can buy video games? or to steal video game because you smoked all that weed you were supposed to sell?
– yes, all of those are crimes.
– damn! even the bread one?
– especially the bread one.

Episodio 4x12 - Nota 10 2023-10-23 21:14:53

jake peralta de óculos em slow motion 🛐🛐🛐🛐

Episodio 4x13 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-18 12:59:20

todos os plots desse episódio são engraçados demais

Episodio 4x13 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-10 00:33:22

– gina, you sure you can fit in?
– I'm sorry. because of my injury, I can no longer fit in?
– no, I meant physically.
– I'll have you know, I am physically as strong as I've ever been, stronger even. I'm gina linetti, and I can do anything, okay? excuse me, please. excuse me. yeah, this is too crowded. shouldn't have wasted my speech on this moment.
[...]
– what about me? like, what should I do?
– I just thought maybe you could take it easy. it's your first day and...
– I'll have you know, I am as strong physically as I have ever been, stronger even.
– you already did this.
– yeah, I have short-term amnesia. I got hit by a bus. but don't worry. I am as strong physically as I have ever been, stronger even.

Episodio 4x14 - Nota 9 2021-11-18 17:52:34

o holt e o boyle levantando as sobrancelhas kkkkkkkkk muito bom

Episodio 4x14 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 00:37:01

– no matter what happens, we'll feel better knowing we didn't resort to blackmail.
– I agree. from now on, the only black male I want anything to do with is you. 🤭
🙄 – that was incredibly inappropriate.

Episodio 4x15 - Nota 9 2021-11-18 21:23:44

a gina nesse episódio é tudo

Episodio 4x15 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 00:38:14

so jake's doing the right thing instead of the selfish thing? you did this to him.

Episodio 4x16 - Nota 10 2021-11-19 10:21:21

que episódio necessário. a forma que abordaram algo tão sério numa comédia é incrível

Episodio 4x16 - Nota 10 2023-02-10 00:42:33

– can you imagine doing that every night?
– forget it.
– but also, their little shoes are so cute. they're like little circles.
– I know, and everything they hold looks so big because their hands are so tiny.
– yeah, and they have to hold a cup of water with both hands because they're so weak.
– I know!

Episodio 4x17 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-19 10:25:36

eu ri tanto nesse episódio

Episodio 4x17 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-10 13:03:00

– you killed her?
– her? oh, my god, it was a her. you were replacing amy, not me. what have I done?

Episodio 4x18 - Nota 9 2021-11-20 12:20:56

peraltiago vcs são tudo pra mim!!!!!

Episodio 4x18 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 13:07:22

– oh, there you are, thank god.
– hey. how'd you find me?
– january 14th, 2014. detectives peralta and santiago conducted surveillance from a rooftop at 397 barton street. this is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.
– jake.
– the night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

Episodio 4x19 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-20 12:25:18

o jake amiguinho da mãe do holt kkkkkk

Episodio 4x19 - Nota 8.5 2023-02-10 13:12:08

– you want me to just say, "cowabunga, mom"?
– oh, yes, that would be awesome.
– well, it's not gonna happen. alas, we are not cowabunga people.
[...]
– that's a stone cold lie.
– raymond?
– cowabunga, mother!

Episodio 4x20 - Nota 9 2021-11-21 11:50:20

morro com hitchcock e scully nesse ep kkkkkk

Episodio 4x20 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 13:21:10

– my god, you two are fools. your folly was in treating them as children.
– of course, we should've been treating 'em like adults.
– no, wrong again. they're not children. they're not adults. they're animals... filthy, wild animals. and they need to be treated accordingly.
– stop it! stop it! stop it right now!
– but he won't let me...
– you two gonna be friends now?
– no? okay, fine, yeah. who wants a cookie? ah, let me hear you apologize.
– I'm sorry.
– uh, better apology, please.
– I'm sorry for neglecting our friendship. you're my best friend.
– your turn.
– well, I'm sorry too. you're my best friend.
– good boys! stay. stay, stay. eat it! god, I'm gonna make a great dad someday.

Episodio 4x21 - Nota 9 2021-11-21 11:52:36

tô reassistindo e fiquei tão ansiosa quanto da primeira vez que vi... esse episódio é pura ansiedade

Episodio 4x21 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 13:23:17

– get them out of my sight. dirty cops make me sick! they make me sick!
– I'm the sick one! she's dirty! I'm clean! I'm a clean boy!

Episodio 4x22 - Nota 10 2021-11-21 11:56:56

imagino a ansiedade de quem tava acompanhando na época e teve que esperar meses pra ver a próxima temporada kkkkkk

Episodio 4x22 - Nota 10 2023-02-10 13:28:04

– I don't know why you're here. you're not gonna change my mind.
– I know. I just wanted to say goodbye.
– okay. goodbye.
– I hope you know your family's gonna miss you.
– I don't care. I barely speak to them.
– I was talking about the nine-nine.
[...]
– so what happened?
– I guess I wasn't ready to say goodbye to my family.
– good. neither were we.

Episodio 5x1 - Nota 9 2021-11-21 12:21:01

andy samberg de barba!!!!!!

Episodio 5x1 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 13:37:04

– aw. thats too bad, bud. but at least you have people that wanna come and visit you. my family hasn't been to see my since my trial. you eat nine people and all of the sudden they "don't know who you are anymore."
– wait... what? did you say "eat people"? are you a cannibal, caleb?
– well, that's not how I would define myself. if we're going by what I'm most passionate about, I would say that I'm a woodworker. why did you think I was in protective custody?
– I don't know, I guess I hoped you were another cop wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit.
– nope, I did all my stuff and more. there's tons they can't even trace to me. the secret is eating the evidence.
– okay, this is just great. I don't see anyone from the outside for another three weeks and my only friend here is a cannibal.
– woodworker.

Episodio 5x2 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-21 14:35:53

esses episódios deles na prisão pra mim são metade ansiedade e metade comédia

Episodio 5x2 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-10 13:43:35

– okay, jake! don't freak out. just stay calm. you're on a crazy amount of blizz, but your brain still works. the warden was yelling at me.
– are you on blizz?
– what? what makes you think that?
– cause you just told us.
– okay, jake. don't freak out. just stay calm. you're on a crazy amount of blizz, but your brain still works.
– yep, I am nips-deep in blizz.
– nice. I was worried you were still a cop, but what kind of cop does that much meth?
– well, no, no, not meth. blizz.
– yeah, that's meth. we just call it blizz 'cause meth has a bit of an image problem.
– oh, my god, I guess I'm addicted to meth. no, I'm not. I just love it and I am consumed with the thought of doing it again.

Episodio 5x3 - Nota 9 2021-11-22 11:52:39

o holt falando que se a rosa pular o jake deveria pular tb kkkkkkkk muito bom

Episodio 5x3 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 13:47:32

– when you demanded to be put back on the field, I worried that you were being flippant about your time in prison. I thought you would be reckless, but I was wrong. prison has made you more cautious.
– yeah, but what if I'm too cautious now? I mean, I used to see everything as black and white, and now, it's looking real gray to me.
– I wish every cop had a voice in their head asking "what if he's innocent?" you see it as weakness, but it means you're growing. it makes you a better detective.

Episodio 5x4 - Nota 10 2021-11-22 18:43:10

o pedido perfeito ❤ eles são lindinhos demais, eu amoooooo

Episodio 5x4 - Nota 10 2023-02-10 13:52:42

– you see, jake, I'm always gonna be one step ahead of you. you've lost the ability to surprise me. ya just plain boring.
– again, weird take on a very loving relationship.
– and it's midnight, so I guess I'm an amazing human/genius.
– yeah. although, you might wanna read the inscription on that there belt.
– why? oh, no, what does it say? "amy santiago, will you marry me?"
– surprise.

Episodio 5x4 - Nota 10 2024-01-14 23:18:11

NUNCA vou superar isso aqui

Episodio 5x5 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-22 18:48:26

a surpresa pro boyle ❤

Episodio 5x5 - Nota 8.5 2023-02-10 13:58:30

– now, terry, come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.
– sir, I am not going to dangle you off the side of this building.
– you're fired. peralta, let me climb onto your shoulders.
– I can't...
– you're fired. no one works here anymore.

Episodio 5x6 - Nota 9 2021-11-22 18:50:42

amy e jake planejando o casamento tavam mais fofos do que o normal 🥺

Episodio 5x6 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 14:03:29

– she gets it was a misunderstanding. she's a teri, and you're a terrance who, even though it's not a child, still goes by a nickname ending in a y.
– i mean, don't people call you ray?
– how dare you?

Episodio 5x7 - Nota 9 2021-11-22 21:03:32

o holt kkkkkkkk

Episodio 5x7 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 14:09:36

– why didn't you just tell me the truth?
– because I love our annual trips to saratoga springs. the two of us driving in silence, looking at the barren trees. i's perfect. I didn't wanna lose that. I'm sorry.
– I don't know why we can't still make the drive next year. we just don't have to buy the pie.
– a trip with no purpose? raymond... 😳

Episodio 5x8 - Nota 9 2021-11-23 11:11:51

a cena deles chegando na conferência em câmera lenta foi mt boa

Episodio 5x8 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 21:58:29

yeah, but you worked on it, and you kept working, and now, 12 to 40 years later? I don't have a good sense of your age

Episodio 5x9 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-23 11:13:08

NINE NINE

Episodio 5x9 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-10 22:01:41

so you risked everything to get me and rosa out of prison? oh, my god. you did all of this for us? I love you, da... aptain... daptain. it's the cool new way of saying captain. it's from the world of hip-hop. love you.

Episodio 5x10 - Nota 10 2021-11-23 11:16:43

esse episódio me dói demais, mas o final vale a pena. tudo que o holt fala e o abraço ❤

Episodio 5x10 - Nota 10 2023-02-10 22:05:05

– diaz, you should be very proud of yourself. I know things aren't exactly where you wanna be right now, but I promise you they will improve.
– thank you, captain.
– every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. so... thank you.

Episodio 5x11 - Nota 9 2021-11-23 11:18:06

a amy nesse episódio me lembrou muito a leslie de parks and rec

Episodio 5x11 - Nota 9 2023-02-10 22:08:05

– I think we have to help kyle.
– good. I'm proud of you.
🥹 – sorry, it's just... you said you're proud of me. that's my tear trigger. all right. let's go save kyle before the dam breaks.

Episodio 5x12 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-23 11:19:23

esse ep é sensacional

Episodio 5x12 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-11 14:25:07

– better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture. sorry, I couldn't bring myself to call him a dirtbag.
– and why would you? a dirtbag is a very useful part of the vacuum cleaner. clearly, it's a compliment.

Episodio 5x13 - Nota 9 2021-11-23 11:21:16

nao canso de falar que amo os episódios pb&j

Episodio 5x13 - Nota 9 2023-02-11 14:27:24

– do I look like jake to you?
– what?
– do I look like jake to you?
– no, not at all.
– then why are you trying to screw me?
– oh, my god, charles, what is going on with you?

Episodio 5x14 - Nota 10 2021-11-24 11:56:02

esse episódio é sensacional, andre e andy arrasando como sempre e a adição incrível do sterling k brown, bom demais

Episodio 5x14 - Nota 10 2022-11-25 22:48:06

esse é o melhor bottle episode que eu já vi

Episodio 5x14 - Nota 10 2023-02-11 14:30:54

– so you want us to lie?
– no, I want me to lie and for you to stand behind me and say, like, three oh damn's when I really get cooking. all right, fine, two oh damn's. one oh damn?
– there will be no oh damn's.
[...]
– oh, damn. oh, damn! OH, DAMN!
– and that is three oh-damns. oh, damn!

Episodio 5x15 - Nota 9 2021-11-24 11:57:12

holt ❤

Episodio 5x15 - Nota 9 2023-02-11 14:41:14

let me begin with a hilarious joke. I'm surprised I was on the short list for commissioner. after all, I am six feet tall.

Episodio 5x16 - Nota 8 2021-11-24 11:58:48

boom boom!!!!!

Episodio 5x16 - Nota 8 2023-02-11 14:42:17

she is happy, healthy and alive! 😮

Episodio 5x17 - Nota 8 2021-11-24 17:40:43

boyle carregando o terry kkkkkkk

Episodio 5x17 - Nota 8 2023-02-11 14:48:56

já assisti tanto esse cold open que pra mim a música é com os comentários do jake

Episodio 5x18 - Nota 9 2021-11-24 17:42:10

a amy correndo com o vestido ❤

Episodio 5x18 - Nota 9 2023-02-11 14:59:59

– twitter thinks you're a bot.
– what? I am a human. I am a human male.

Episodio 5x19 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-24 20:21:39

fiquei com dó do charles mas realmente a ideia era ruim demais jkkkk

Episodio 5x19 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-11 15:06:47

– never have I ever slept with a guy, broken his heart, hired him to play at my wedding, stolen a legally binding contract from him, jumped on a bar and dumped booze on everyone, fallen off the bar, probably given myself a concussion and a permanent scar.
– I have ever!

Episodio 5x20 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-24 20:22:45

reassistindo e fiquei apreensiva do mesmo jeito

Episodio 5x20 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-11 15:11:23

if there's anything you want to talk about, my door is always open. metaphorically. in reality, I often keep my door closed, for privacy, security, climate control... you know what? I never even should've used a metaphor. I'm better than that. if there's anything you want to talk about, please do so now.

Episodio 5x21 - Nota 9 2021-11-24 20:23:38

jake quebrando os vidros do carro do terry e gritando "I LOVE AMY SANTIAGO" kkkkkkkkk

Episodio 5x21 - Nota 9 2023-02-11 15:14:45

oh, no. my groom gut is a fancy bitch.

Episodio 5x22 - Nota 10 2021-11-24 20:24:28

ninguém acima deles ❤

Episodio 5x22 - Nota 10 2023-02-11 15:17:46

– but I do have some bad news. there is a bomb at this wedding as well.
– what?
– your butt. your butt is the bomb. there will be no survivors.
– I love you so much. you're my dream girl.
– I love you too.

Episodio 6x1 - Nota 9 2021-11-25 19:11:05

o holt amarrado na cama kkkkkkkk

Episodio 6x1 - Nota 9 2023-02-11 15:19:44

you know what that means. this B needs a C in her A.

Episodio 6x2 - Nota 9 2021-11-26 17:49:25

o final kkkkkkk ta explicado

Episodio 6x2 - Nota 9 2023-02-11 15:22:44

– come on, you gotta pace it up, okay? you need to smile more. energize the eyes! gesticulate!
– you're describing the behavior of a crazy person.
– am I? because right now, you can't take your eyes off me.

Episodio 6x3 - Nota 8.5 2021-11-26 17:51:21

amy tava linda demais nesse ep

Episodio 6x3 - Nota 8.5 2023-02-11 15:31:17

– ancient boyles believed that suspending yourself by your feet forces your blood to the decision center of your brain. we call this method the "upside-down coward."
– you want me to hang from the ceiling like a bat?
– the bat is nature's most decisive animal.
– the creature that flails around frantically?
– those are all micro-decisions. now let's get you strapped up.

Episodio 6x4 - Nota 8 2022-12-19 16:41:21

a vdd é q n fez falta nenhuma

Episodio 6x4 - Nota 8 2023-02-11 18:54:18

oh damn i got rosa to feel her feelings too?

Episodio 6x5 - Nota 9 2021-11-27 11:50:51

o mais fraquinho do doug judy até agora

Episodio 6x5 - Nota 9 2023-02-11 18:57:53

don't try and duet with me, you bastard. you tricked me. now give me a hug. I'm so happy you're alive. I'll never forgive you. you're my best friend. whoo, I just went through a lot of emotions real fast, but I think I'm back to normal now. should we get lunch?

Episodio 6x6 - Nota 9 2021-11-27 11:52:06

os penteados da rosa pqp jjkkkkkkk

Episodio 6x6 - Nota 9 2023-02-11 18:59:18

– you look like crap.
– you look like a freshman at an all-women's college.
– I don't think you're in a position to be offering criticism right now.
– more than fair.

Episodio 6x7 - Nota 8 2021-11-27 12:04:52

operation triple dragon

Episodio 6x7 - Nota 8 2023-02-12 12:40:55

– he's been strutting around like a peacock, trying desperately to arouse me, his unwilling peahen.
"– did you hear there's a barrel-making exhibit at the brooklyn museum of industry?
– yes. "
– has he no shame? the door was open. I think he wanted people to hear.

Episodio 6x8 - Nota 9.5 2021-11-30 18:14:04

episódio maravilhoso ❤

Episodio 6x8 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-12 12:49:01

zowie! I'm young!

Episodio 6x9 - Nota 8.5 2021-12-03 11:11:16

esse episódio é sensacional

Episodio 6x9 - Nota 8.5 2023-02-12 12:51:29

oh, brazilian mobsters are so good-looking. they're just a bunch of Giseles, the women and the men.

Episodio 6x10 - Nota 8 2021-12-03 11:14:41

o terry + amy e holt rindo juntos KKKKK

Episodio 6x10 - Nota 8 2023-02-12 13:04:50

– diaz, jeffords, santiago would like to apologize to you for her behavior.
– I thought we were both apologizing.
– no, I misunderstood. what would I be apologizing for?
– the same thing as me?
– really?
– you guys maybe want to have this conversation on your own?
– yes.
[30 minutes later]
– okay, we have come to a decision that we would both like to apologize.

Episodio 6x11 - Nota 9 2021-12-03 11:16:39

todos os plots nesse episódio são bons

Episodio 6x11 - Nota 9 2023-02-12 13:07:28

– well, you're very sweet about the cosmetology thing. a lot of people are dismissive of hairstylists.
– it makes no sense. if we didn't have hairstylists to cut our hair, our hair would be far too long.
– wow, great compliment.

Episodio 6x12 - Nota 7.5 2021-12-03 11:20:30

nao gosto da forma que conduziram o plot dos filhos, sem noção demais

eu odeio esse episódio

Episodio 6x12 - Nota 7.5 2023-02-13 15:37:06

"– aw, look at these pictures my brother sent of matthew. we should do this someday. what do you think?
– are you kidding me? of course."
– I was talking about going to the water park. you were talking about having kids?
– yeah! I said, "do you think we can afford it?" and you said, "we'll start saving right away."
– so let me get this straight, all that water park money I've been saving, you want to spend it on kids now?
– yeah. why would you want to spend that much money on a water park?

Episodio 6x13 - Nota 9 2021-12-03 11:22:21

kevin e holt nesse episódio são lindinhos demais

Episodio 6x13 - Nota 9 2023-02-13 15:43:19

– oh, who gives a rat's ass about boethius, wesley?
– what are you doing, kevin?
– I am creating a kerfuffle.
– oh, damn.
– sure, my husband is a hot piece of ass, but he is so much more than just that. raymond holt is as smart as anyone in this department, but he chooses to use his intelligence to make our city a better place. one day, I hope to live up to the standard you set. you make me want to have a wetter brain.
– oh, kevin.
– y'all are hella specific.

Episodio 6x14 - Nota 9.5 2021-12-03 11:25:09

a energia caótica desse episódio é muito boa

Episodio 6x14 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-13 15:46:54

– why does Holt look so worried?
– what are you talking about? he looks exactly like he always does.
– to you, perhaps, but I finally learned how to read his emotions. his lips are slightly pursed, and he's blinking at eight-second intervals as opposed to his normal 10. oh, my god. he's having a meltdown.
– "meltdown" seems excessive.
– yeah, it's a meltdown. mark my words.
– hey, there, captain. everything okay?
– no, I'm having a meltdown.

Episodio 6x15 - Nota 8 2021-12-03 11:27:05

legal o retorno da gina mas não gosto tanto desse episódio

Episodio 6x15 - Nota 8 2023-02-13 15:51:21

it's such a classic boyle trait not to recognize talent. my cousin susan didn't know she could sing until her late 40s.

Episodio 6x16 - Nota 10 2021-12-04 00:05:57

simplesmente perfeito

Episodio 6x16 - Nota 10 2023-02-13 15:52:24

you are all losers
you are all losers
and terry jeffords is the best

Episodio 6x17 - Nota 9.5 2021-12-04 00:07:27

o amigo canibal deveria aparecer mais, morro de rir kkkkkk

Episodio 6x17 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-13 15:55:04

– maybe there's something in here that we're not seeing, yet. perhaps we should pay your cannibal friend another visit.
– I wouldn't say they're friends so much as ex-cellmates.
– no, it's true. we're friends.
– he ate kids!
– well, people are complicated.

Episodio 6x18 - Nota 10 2021-12-04 19:52:16

genial

Episodio 6x18 - Nota 10 2023-02-13 15:59:42

– not possible. kelly won't tell me anything. he won't even meet with me.
– perhaps you can sneak in disguised as an old leather chair.
– will you calm down? she works at one police plaza. all you have to do is "run into him".
"– commissioner kelly.
– oh, madeline. I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair."
– he's not gonna say that.
– he might.
– you're worse than the vulture.

Episodio 7x1 - Nota 8.5 2021-08-13 21:39:18

amizade rosa e amy é linda, amo as duas demais. melissa fumero e stephany beatriz são absolutamente tudo

Episodio 7x1 - Nota 8.5 2023-02-13 16:02:52

– detectives, I'm sorry for my partner's bad boy behavior.
– I am not a bad boy, I'm trying to catch bad boys! if anything, I'm a good boy.
– that's exactly what a bad boy would say.

Episodio 7x2 - Nota 8.5 2021-08-15 10:51:09

gostei da kim, pena que não vai ficar mais... o holt fingindo de bêbado kkkkkkkkkk perdi tudo

Episodio 7x2 - Nota 8.5 2023-02-13 16:08:32

– excuse me, but does it seem slightly warm to anyone? I feel it is quite warm.
– what was that? you were supposed to cause a drunken scene.
– I was. I raised the volume of my voice 9% as inebriated people do, and I spoke of the resultant rise in body temperature.

Episodio 7x3 - Nota 9 2021-08-26 15:28:02

não sei porque tem gente que não gosta do pimento, ele é uma figura kkkkkk episódio com ele é certeza de risada

Episodio 7x3 - Nota 9 2023-02-13 16:16:24

– is it like dory from "finding dory", she keeps forgetting where she's swimming?
– no, no, it's like...
– dory, yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm like the forgetful little fish.

Episodio 7x4 - Nota 8.5 2021-08-26 16:21:23

amo os jimmy jabs, bom demais kkkkkk

chocada com a debbie

Episodio 7x4 - Nota 8.5 2023-02-13 16:20:46

– count me in. I could really use this day off to spend some time with my husband.
– oh, please. we all have loved ones. you're not getting any sympathy just because you're gay.
– rosa, I don't think he was...
– no, I was. she saw right through me.

Episodio 7x5 - Nota 7.5 2021-08-26 16:27:41

debbie metendo a porrada em tudo mundo kkkkkk bom demais

Episodio 7x5 - Nota 7.5 2023-02-13 16:26:31

– so hey, one more thing. we can never let anyone know that we got beat up by debbie fogle.
– agreed.
– take it to the grave?
– to the grave.
– this conversation never happened.
– I don't even know who you are.
– that's hurtful. you took it too far.
– that's a weird thing for a stranger to say.

Episodio 7x6 - Nota 9 2021-08-26 16:29:46

não acredito que só entendi a referência a fleabag lendo os comentários kkkk que lerdeza.

Episodio 7x6 - Nota 9 2021-12-06 14:59:23

amy, we are a family. you and me.

Episodio 7x6 - Nota 9 2023-02-13 16:31:39

– why is it so easy for everyone else to get pregnant? I mean, look at these stupid guinea pigs. they made 600 babies, and we can't make one? why can't we make 600 babies?
– you can't compare yourself to guinea pigs, babe. you taught me that.

Episodio 7x7 - Nota 9 2021-08-26 17:38:24

esse episódio é muito b99... ri demais e quase chorei, depois ri de novo. eu amo ❤

Episodio 7x7 - Nota 9 2023-02-14 21:52:13

– well, I think it's natural to feel a little down about her death. for the last 20 years, your lives have been entangled.
– because of her ratty hair. no, it's not the same. now it just feels like I'm insulting a helpless dead person.
– you are. it's what you've been doing all week.
– yeah, it's been tight.

Episodio 7x8 - Nota 10 2021-08-26 17:41:50

COMO EU AMO ESSES DOIS AFFFF doug judy devia ser parte do núcleo principal

Episodio 7x8 - Nota 10 2023-02-14 21:56:49

– oh, my god. this whole thing was a set up! you wanted me to find that invitation. you knew I would never go on a trip with a bunch of crooks unless I felt unwanted.
– classic negging.
– I bet you planned to have your bachelor party at that hotel because you knew the oligarch was staying there.
– hell, yeah, otherwise I would've got an airbnb.
– and as soon as your friends committed a crime, you banked on me needing to arrest them.
– damn right. you're the most consistent person in my life, peralta. I can always count on you. but, there is one detail you missed. you never saw what I was painting on the inside of my mug at the pottery place.
– "will you be my best man"?

Episodio 7x9 - Nota 9.5 2021-08-26 18:56:33

o charles é inteligente demais, pena que não dão tanto valor

Episodio 7x9 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-14 21:59:42

– where were you between 12:20 and 12:55?
– you aren't seriously suggesting that I am the prank man.
– it does seem a little far-fetched, jake. I mean, he did just use the phrase "prank man".
– it's not far-fetched at all. holt is not the joyless robot that he once was.
– is this about the time I ate a burrito? I was pressured into it.

Episodio 7x10 - Nota 9 2021-08-26 18:59:23

odeio esses negócios de revelação de sexo do bebê, mas o resto do episódio foi bom. adorei a interação dos peraltas.

Episodio 7x10 - Nota 9 2021-12-09 15:29:00

bom demais KKKKKKJ

Episodio 7x10 - Nota 9 2023-02-14 22:02:30

how about this? dad, just name one happy memory that you have with grandpa. and don't say the memory you're going to have at his funeral.

Episodio 7x11 - Nota 10 2021-08-26 19:10:49

maravilhoso!!!!!!!! único problema foi a terapeuta falsa, isso passou dos limites

Episodio 7x11 - Nota 10 2021-12-09 15:30:11

rosa diaz vc é tudo!!!!!

Episodio 7x11 - Nota 10 2023-02-14 22:09:19

– oh, no. I don't get to compete for a bunch of stones that were in a dog's butt. what will I do?
– I'll have you know that a dog's butt is cleaner than a human's mouth.
– that can't be true.
– well, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth, and dog mouths lick dog butts, so you tell me where my theory is wrong.
– he has no comeback.

Episodio 7x12 - Nota 10 2021-08-26 19:35:30

que episódio legal!!! amei as referências.

Episodio 7x12 - Nota 10 2021-08-26 21:15:37

YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY 🥺

Episodio 7x12 - Nota 10 2023-02-15 14:17:04

– okay, sir, the kidnapper should be calling with his demands any minute. if we trace his location, we can find your fuzzy boy.
– not fuzzy. he's fluffy.
– we don't know what he is anymore. he could be fuzzy, he could be anything. Raymond, he could be scruffy.
– now you've upset kevin I hope you're happy.
– why would I be happy? I clearly just mixed up fuzzy and fluffy.
– "just"? you're fired. I want your shield and your piece.
– that seems a little extreme.
– jake is right.
– thank you, kevin.
– just suspend him without pay.

Episodio 7x13 - Nota 9.5 2021-08-26 21:16:29

chorei demais, ri demais. episódio mais b99 impossível. eu amo essa série 😭❤

Episodio 7x13 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-15 14:24:28

– are we gonna be okay at this? I mean, this entire day felt like a warning from the universe. I almost missed the birth, we had our baby at the precinct, a firefighter touched our child.
– you washed him off!
– yeah, but I'll always know.

Episodio 8x1 - Nota 9 2021-08-27 10:58:51

fiquei com vontade de chorar o episódio todo e no final não aguentei e chorei mesmo.

ps: obrigada b99 por falar mais uma vez de algo tão importante.

Episodio 8x1 - Nota 9 2023-02-15 14:38:58

– I have successfully hidden it for months. not very well, I might add. I made small talk with peralta on five separate occasions, and he never even batted an eye. he just blathered on about someone named wario.
– Yeah, he does that.
– but you... you noticed that something was off with me the very first day you returned. that just shows how well you know me. and while I'm not yet ready to talk about it, it's nice feeling like I'm not alone anymore. and that's thanks to you... raymy.
– just so you know, I am not raymy. we are raymy.
– just be glad I said it.

Episodio 8x2 - Nota 8.5 2021-08-27 12:45:26

que bom que kevin e raymond ainda tem esperança, eu tava com o coração na mão. amo os dois demais. 🥺❤

Episodio 8x2 - Nota 8.5 2023-02-15 14:42:24

– I can tell you're upset, but you should know that I was locked in a room for 16 days as a child, and I turned out just fine.
– no, you didn't. you're a freak.

Episodio 8x3 - Nota 8 2021-08-27 12:57:21

esse líder do sindicato é a representação de tudo de podre que tem com a polícia. que ódio desse cara insuportável.

eles precisam mostrar a tatuagem do holt antes da série acabar!!!!!

Episodio 8x3 - Nota 8 2023-02-15 14:46:42

– the trident has three prongs, like my approach.
– ah, not to interrupt, but aquaman's trident has five prongs.
– that's absurd. the prefix "tri" means three. what this aquatic-man carries is better termed a "pentadent".
– no, it's a trident. they call it that in the original theatrical release and the snyder cut. so you're 100% wrong, and everyone's laughing at you.

Episodio 8x4 - Nota 9 2021-08-27 14:21:11

o jake todo felizinho quando o mac ficou de pé affff que lindos 🥺

o terry ajudando a amy meu deus kkkkkk ri tanto

Episodio 8x4 - Nota 9 2023-02-15 14:50:56

– you know what, yes, you're right, we got this. all we need is each other.
– there's been a lice outbreak at daycare and they're closing for the next two days.
– what? no! we need so much more than each other!

Episodio 8x5 - Nota 8 2021-08-27 18:30:49

amo os pb&j mas esse foi o episódio mais fraquinho deles. não consigo aceitar que o jake faria isso...

Episodio 8x5 - Nota 8 2023-02-15 14:55:58

– maybe it's for the best. you'd make a dope realtor.
– I don't want to be a realtor.
– you're telling me you don't want to sell a penthouse to zayn malik, and then party with him afterwards?
– I mean, that does sound kinda cool.
– next thing you know, you're the go-to guy for all of one direction's property needs.
– no! there's too much tension between zayn and the others. you're selling me a pipe dream.

Episodio 8x6 - Nota 9 2021-08-27 18:35:03

o jake vai ficar até o fim da série suspenso???? espero que passe um tempo pra ele voltar antes da série acabar.

a rosa trocando de lugar com a amy e as duas bêbadas foi tudoooooooo, amo essa amizade demais.

ps: fiquei ofendida com o hitchcock falando que no brasil não tem doce bom

Episodio 8x6 - Nota 9 2023-02-16 18:04:09

– well, now, what the hell am I looking at?
– nothing.
– oops. you're drunk, and you're seeing double.
– oh, give me a break. you can't really think I'm that stupid.
– I mean, we've been switching places for the last two hours, and you didn't notice, so...
– that's 'cause I don't look at women's eyes when I'm talking to 'em.

Episodio 8x7 - Nota 9 2021-09-04 23:07:08

episódio muito bom, só achei chato esse fuzuê em cima do charles não ter o dna boyle, principalmente vindo dele que tem um filho adotado. achei muito out of character, mas dá pra relevar.

o beijo na chuva meu deus eles são muito !!!!!!!!!!!! eu amo demais esse casal afff

Episodio 8x7 - Nota 9 2021-12-18 22:58:31

kevin e holt lindos demais eu amo tanto

Episodio 8x7 - Nota 9 2023-02-16 18:34:07

– I care so much about winning that I've lost everything.
– tell kevin how you feel. it's raining. you could run to him.
– this is the real world, santiago. relationships end in unsatisfying ways every day. people don't run to each other in the rain.
– raymond! raymond holt!
– kevin?
– raymond! raymond, am I too late?
– too late?
– my friend saw your dating profile and your photo without collar stays. I thought I'd lost you.
– you will never lose me.

Episodio 8x8 - Nota 9.5 2021-09-05 16:53:06

o holt com o maior sorriso da série inteira olhando pro kevin é meu tudo, sério. lindinhos demais 😭😭😭

a referência do BONE me quebrou, ri demais kkkkkk

Episodio 8x8 - Nota 9.5 2021-12-18 23:28:29

eles são tão lindossss

Episodio 8x8 - Nota 9.5 2023-02-16 18:37:19

– what are you doing?
– I thought you could carry me again. it was very comforting.
– okay.
– thank you, terry. I love you.

Episodio 8x9 - Nota 10 2021-09-17 14:39:21

amei as participações, gritei quando a gina apareceu. e foi ótimo ver o pimento mais uma vez.

que gostinho de saudade... vou sentir tanta falta deles 😭

Episodio 8x9 - Nota 10 2023-02-16 18:46:59

– you're not a part of this, hitchcock. you're in brazil.
– or am I? come and find out.
– stop trying to trick us into visiting you in south america.
– I'm kind of the biggest ball in the sack here.
– yeah, I'm pretty sure the locals wouldn't agree with that.

Episodio 8x10 - Nota 10 2021-09-17 15:18:22

chorei tanto e tô tão emocionada que não consigo formular um comentário. só quero agradecer por tudo que essa série significou pra mim. obrigada, b99. ❤

NINE NINE!

Episodio 8x10 - Nota 10 2021-12-19 00:01:05

NINE NINE 💛

Episodio 8x10 - Nota 10 2023-02-16 18:57:26

– on my first day here, I asked jeffords to tell me about everyone. he told me you were a great detective, but the one thing you couldn't figure out was how to grow up. well, I think you finally figured it out.
– well, thank you, sir. I couldn't have done it without you.
– over the years, you've sometimes referred to me as something of a father figure.
– did I? I didn't realize that.
– but I want you to know, if I had had a son, and he had turned out like you... I would be very proud of him.
– thank you, sir.
– wow. wasn't expecting to get this emotional. it's not bad for an old robot, huh? beep-borp. zeep.
– sir, did you just make a joke?
– I believe I did.
– yes, I guess in the end, we've rubbed off on each other quite a bit.
– title of your sex movie. did I do that right?
– it was perfect.

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