Brooklyn Nine-Nine by wemerson

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine By wemerson

Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8 2019-01-14 23:52:38

"Jacob Peralta is my best Detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up."
HAHAHAHAHAHH

H: Does he always talk this much?
A: I just tune it out. It's like a white noise machine.
amei a série uma vibe bem gostosa

Episodio 1x2 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-15 00:22:32

A: I feel like we could round up to 21.
G: Or we could round down to 20, take the extra 0.2, sell it to our friends.
HAHAHAHAHAH tô amando a gina

"You're gonna have to try a little harder if you wanna scare me. I've been an openly gay cop since 1987, so you're not the first superior officer to threaten me. You know how I'm still standing here? 'Cause I do my job, and I do it right."
eu tava só o peralta depois disso

Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-15 00:27:59

"Die hard is the best cop movie of all time. One cop heroically saving the day while everyone else stands around and watches. It's the story of my life"

"even almost got married and for Pete, I'm so thankful"
participação do pete davidson no episódio

Episodio 1x4 - Nota 7.5 2019-01-15 00:37:10

"My fantasy threesome...Of cops on a case."
HAHAHAHAHA GENTE O CHARLES É HILARIO

J: Okay, so you know the new medical examiner? I kinda had sex with her last night.
A: What?
J: Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies when they're attracted to each other.
HAHAHAHAHH

as piadas gordofobicas do jake não rolaram, acho que a série não precisa seguir por esse caminho

Episodio 1x5 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-15 00:42:05

G: I want to get certified. There has been a ton of crime in my neighborhood, and the cops in my precinct are very bad.
H: You live in our precinct.
G: Yeah, I know.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA GINA ICÔNICA BICHO

e jake que bunda eh essa papai só perde pro terry

Episodio 1x6 - Nota 9 2019-01-15 00:45:21

o jake as vezes me irrita absurdamente mas amei o plano

Episodio 1x7 - Nota 8 2019-01-15 00:48:04

C: Uh, why do you wanna borrow the toothbrush?
A: What possible answer could he give that would make you say yes?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Episodio 1x8 - Nota 8 2019-01-15 00:54:38

"I'm sorry can you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?"
"Crying?"
"And when this is over, I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna break those little fingers."
"Ms. Diaz. Please stop threatening the stenographer!"
rosa brilhou no episódio a cena dela na hora do depoimento foi hilaria e amei o murro do jake defendendo o cap holt

Episodio 1x9 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-17 01:33:02

"He yelled at me when I asked him the same question about Jay-Z three times in a row."
"Why does that matter?"
"Because whoever takes this I.T. Job is gonna have to deal with Hitchcock asking how to log in to his email every single day forever."

"Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength, like Paris Hilton Her sex tape."

HAHAHAHAHAHAH gina é maravilhosa demais eu não canso de dizer isso ela e o terry são incríveis em cena juntos

Episodio 1x10 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-17 22:11:18

"So, I'd just like to say I'm happy to be here with my family. My super-weird family, with two black dads and two latina daughters and two white sons and Gina, and I don't know what you are some strange giant baby?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Episodio 1x11 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-17 22:16:09

A: Thanks for helping me make this card. You're so good at this stuff.
G: I know. I'm good at everything.

"Why do you care what they think? Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics."
HHAHAHAHAHAHAH GINA É DEMAIS

Episodio 1x12 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-17 22:23:05

"Ouch. You ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain."
a expressão séria do capitão em momentos assim é impagável

"She thinks I own an architecture firm with all white employees."
"That's racist."
hahahahahaha

"They think I don't know, but Gina's been live tweeting the whole thing. She live tweets everything. Ruined Downton Abbey for me."

Episodio 1x13 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-19 00:29:55

J: Oh, and there is one more rule. No matter what happens, you're not allowed to fall in love with me.
A: Won't be a problem.

C: Have you seen Rosa?
G: Rosa died eight years ago.

Episodio 1x14 - Nota 8 2019-01-19 00:32:38

G: Do you have any connections in the FBI or CIA? There's no one else I can turn to to solve this crime.
H: Gina, you work in a police precinct. You can turn to anyone here.
G: You think these buffoons can help? They're buffoons.

Episodio 1x15 - Nota 8 2019-01-20 00:48:54

"gina, what are you doing in the Captain's chair?"

"The truth is, our job isn't always great. I mean, sometimes it sucks, but it sucks a little less when I get to do it with you."
sos

Episodio 1x16 - Nota 9 2019-01-20 00:57:34

"Uh, adult parties? Sergeant, I believe they're called orgies."
HAHAHAHAHAHH

"My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ICÔNICA

AMEI o episódio morri de rir em vários momentos eles andando juntos na festa e a amy fissurada nas coisas que ela e o cap tem em comum HAHAHAHAHAHHHHH e morri de amores com o final e notei o quadro desenhado pelo terry que a amy deu de presente para o cap e ele disse que iria dar para o marido e colocaram na sala do kevin eu amo esses detalhes

Episodio 1x17 - Nota 8 2019-01-21 23:12:36

"Isn't it a good thing that brian jensen didn't have to struggle for 25 years Just to get up on this stage?"
gina pqp te amo

Episodio 1x18 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-22 00:16:45

"thanks, dad"
todos parando no tempo para o jake HHHAHAHAHA

G: Nana made me the intelligent, sensuous woman I am today.
H: Weird way to describe a grandma's influence on you. I'm sorry, Gina. I don't know that we can spare you.
J: Um, these are her notes so far. "Empanadas, Atlantic city, birth control."
G: No, that's my travel journal. I haven't started on the notes yet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"Jake, he is a sea witch in disguise. Do not sing into his shell. [...] Oh, little mermaid. What have you done?"

Episodio 1x19 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-22 00:23:15

J: How many times do I have to say it? She's like a sister.
B: That's what Luke said about Leia.

"Yeah, I sound like Meryl Streep from Mamma Mia."
BOYLEEEEEE HAHAHAAH

Episodio 1x20 - Nota 8 2019-01-23 22:30:54

T: Go back inside!
G: Are you talking to us or the fart?
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHH

C: Did I just plan the worst wedding in history?
J: Second worst. Red Wedding, Game Of Thrones.

Episodio 1x21 - Nota 9 2019-01-24 00:33:53

T: Is Jay Z really your favorite artist?
J: Yes, obviously.
"Lie."
J: See? It's busted.
T: Is it? Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?
J: No.
"Lie."
J: All right, fine. She is. She makes me feel things.
T: SHE MAKES ME ALL OF US FEEL THINGS!

Episodio 1x22 - Nota 9 2019-01-24 01:47:35

G: Did you already have a matrix getup at home for some reason?
C: No, Gina, I bought this with the money I was going to spend on our honeymoon to cape canaveral.
O BOYLE NÃO EXISTE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH

"I'm horrible at this. When can we stop? I know, I know. Title of my sex tape."
SOS

"I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda wish something could happen between us, romantic-styles, and I know it can't 'cause you're with Teddy, and I'm going undercover, and that's just how it is."
EU TÔ SURTANDO

Episodio 2x1 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-25 14:17:20

"Yeah, well, something's about to be revealed that's gonna change my social standing forever. I'm one of you now, prettier and different and better, but I'm one of you."
HAHAHAH EU AMO ESSA MULHER

A: What is on your sweater?
G: As everyone knows, my spirit animal is nature's greatest predator, the wolf, but I committed a horrible sexual blunder and I'm no longer wolf-worthy, my spirit animal is now this: the naked mole rat, god's disgusting mistake.

Episodio 2x2 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-25 14:25:41

"You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there? You are blessed with a great power, and you should never snip its wings, you should let it soar."
GINA TEM OS MELHORES QUOTES NÃO É POSSÍVEL

"Your friend is so large..."
"That you needed a bigger saw to get through his dingus?"
rir disso é tão errado alimentando esteriótipos mas eu ri demais com a mão na consciência

Episodio 2x3 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-25 14:30:17

R: You're never getting her number.
J: Never like, "we're never gonna have a black President" never? 'Cause that happened.
R: A real never, like if you ever ask me about this again, you're never gonna be able to eat without a straw.

amei o jogo jimmy jab É TUDO MUITO HILÁRIO DEI UM GRITO COM A ABERTURA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 2x4 - Nota 9 2019-01-25 14:34:39

G: And while I generally nail everything, I'm just having trouble balancing my studies and my passion for dance.
T: Plus, you're working full-time.
G: Yeah, that actually doesn't factor into it whatsoever, anyway, it doesn't matter, because I'm never gonna dance again, the world just lost an angel.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

genial o plano do cap holt pisou sem dó no plano do jake ano passado HAHAHAHAHAHH "good, then you're only three months behind" ansioso para o próximo halloween

Episodio 2x5 - Nota 8.5 2019-01-25 14:44:10

G: I'm about to Olivia pope this sitch. First off, I would like to remind you all about several notable men from my past, the rock-climbing backpacker, the underwear model, the guy who looked like Tywin Lannister. I bring these men to mind so you can appreciate this dalliance for what it was an outlier. I will now take questions.
H: How was the sex?
G: Gross.
H: The sex was gross, or I'm gross?
G: You're gross. The sex was adequate.
R: How many times did you do it?
G: Don't ask, can't explain.
C: I have a question. Do you have any regrets?
G: No. It was pretty fun. Thank you so much for coming out today.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAH

Episodio 2x6 - Nota 8 2019-01-25 14:48:04

"Attention, skeezy nobodies! Tina Knowles, Beyonce's mom-ager, has contacted me and wants to audition me tonight. I've transcended you now. You defiled the most sacred and most high miss Tina Kno-w-les! How dare you, Charles?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH

eva longoria é a beleza e talento em pessoa viu espero que ela não fique apenas nesse episódio

Episodio 2x7 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-01 01:38:45

G: Okay, I have finished my last will and testament. To Rosa, I leave you nothing.
R: Pass.
G: You can't pass on me leaving you nothing.
R: Just did.
G: Not today, Rosa. To Charles, I leave you the memories of my supple form. I'm reminding everyone of my embarrassing sexual past 'cause I'm hoping it's the act of charity that gets me into heaven.
HAHAHHAHAHA

o boyle dançando single ladies FOI A MELHOR COISA DESSA TEMPORADA ATÉ AGORA

Episodio 2x8 - Nota 8 2019-02-03 00:11:05

"Amy, you don't know this 'cause I don't necessarily enjoy talking to you, but in my early 20s, I too battled an addiction. I was a compulsive shopper. Anyway, meditation helped me past that addiction, and it's gonna do the same for you."

Episodio 2x9 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-09 21:59:08

"THERE HE IS! TEDDY IN DA HOUSE!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

não sei o que foi mais bizarro o jantar ou o quarto cheio de bonecas

Episodio 2x10 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-09 22:04:56

"I always open my gifts in advance, so I can rehearse my reactions and nail those Christmas-morning candids."
HAHAHAHAHAH boyle e gina sempre rendem momentos perfeitos e a volta do doug judy foi impecável a forma que ele escapou novamente

Episodio 2x11 - Nota 8 2019-02-09 22:32:23

"Holy Moses. "Bye"? For you, that's basically walking up to him and jamming your tongue down his throat."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH

"I also learned a valuable lesson from your stupid book. I learned I'm perfect the way I am, and I should never change."

Episodio 2x12 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-09 23:09:53

"Six-drink Amy is so alone. Oh, no. Six-drink Amy isn't fun. She's just sad. Damn it."
hahahahahahahah

"Actually, I wasn't privy to those events, as a gay black detective, I was excluded from most social gatherings."
coração quebrado

Episodio 2x13 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-09 23:32:44

"I love this, we're like Batman and Alfred."
"You'd rather be Alfred than Robin? He has access to the batcave, plus, he gets to drive all of Batman's girlfriends home and dish."
EU NÃO AGUENTO O BOYLE HAHAHAHAHH

J: I'll do anything you want.
H: Anything?
J: Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that
SOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

"Is she crying? Is she crying?"
"A little."
"You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch, now call my other grandma."
AMO A GINA

Episodio 2x14 - Nota 8 2019-02-09 23:40:31

"And the only reason I didn't tell you guys is 'cause I don't value you as people, so it's, like, why be honest?"
te amo

"Hey, everyone. I'm Jake. So who here saw 12 Years A Slave? Best picture."
JAKE HAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 2x15 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-09 23:53:00

G: What body of water do you most identify with? A, lake, B, river, C, ocean.
H: Oh, they can't be serious. Of course I choose ocean.
G: I hate the ocean. That's where that stuck-up bitch Rose let Leo die. There was plenty of room on that door.

"You don't like that the test put us in the same category. That is so rude. Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?"
INCRÍVEL QUE A GINA BRILHA COM QUALQUER PESSOA

Episodio 2x16 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-10 00:06:36

K: Gina, I know you like champagne with a drop of pomegranate juice.
G: I like to say it's nature's classiest alcohol mixed with its narst-iest fruit.

K: Linetti.
G: Linetti? No. We were on a first-name basis.
[...]
K: Gina.
G: Oh, sweet lords of dance, thank you. We're back on a first-name basis.

"Jake, why don't you just do the right thing and jump out a window? Captain Holt will never fire me if he knows I'm mourning the death of a close friend."

H: And I lied to the men i love.
J: Kevin.
H: OBVIOUSLY, Kevin.
J: ...Yeah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Episodio 2x17 - Nota 9 2019-02-10 00:23:48

R: I've only said "I love you" to three people. My mom, my dad, and my dying grandpa, and one of those I regret.
B: Which one?
R: Grandpa. He beat cancer, so now I look like an idiot.

"I grew up with a smoke machine in the apartment, Charles. I liked to enter the kitchen in the morning with vivacity."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

G: Okay, this is your last chance to carry me bodyguard-style, so...
T: Absolutely not.

que episódio PERFEITO, ri demais do começo ao fim o boyle com o saco na cabeça indo falar com o pai HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Episodio 2x18 - Nota 8 2019-02-10 00:28:52

B: He left you when you were seven, and he's been letting us down ever since.
J: Us?
B: I think of you as a brother, Jake, so he didn't just abandon you; He abandoned us.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHH

"Beyoncé's my spiritual twin. Those tickets are my birthright.
gina eu não canso de dizer te amo

Episodio 2x19 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-10 00:38:47

"This is how I move now. Walking is too close to dancing, and there's no more dance in me. Plus I'm hoping my leg muscles will atrophy so I won't be tempted to use them."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

"If we're away from our desks for too long, they'll update our computers, and we'll lose Minesweeper. So please, don't tell anyone about the amazing work we did today."
O SCULLY E HITCHCOCK SOCORRO

Episodio 2x20 - Nota 8 2019-02-10 00:44:59

T: You can work the case from right here, but you are tied to your desk.
J: Oh. Tied to my desk? Mr. Grey will see you now, Sarge.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

"I wasn't hurt that badly. The doutor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be."
IMPOSSÍVEL

gina funciona com todos os personagens a química é perfeita mas ela infernizando a obsessão da amy com o cap é IMPAGÁVEL

Episodio 2x21 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-11 01:58:19

J: Rosa's wearing pink!
A: Are we sure it's not a white shirt that's just been bloodied in a motorcycle crash?
T: Maybe it wasn't her. Does she have a twin sister?
G: If Rosa had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb.

G: Okay, but what's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?
C: Sorry, buddy.
T: What? I'm the ten.
C: Sure you are.
A CARA DO BOYLE HAHAHAHAHA

"Really? So you're done trying to push him out, Yoko?"
GINAAAAA

Episodio 2x22 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-11 02:10:34

"Why don't you just get one of them in and then let them take turns going to school every other day?"
ROSA HAHAHAHAHHAA

W: How do you like my new office? 20th floor.
H: Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.
as respostas do cap são as melhores hahahahaha e como ela teve a coragem de tirar o ícone da 99?

T: Susman said you had a real impact on those kids. Apparently, you were just named Spring Dance Princess somehow.
G: Mm-hmm, what am I always telling you guys? I'm royalty

Episodio 2x23 - Nota 9.5 2019-02-11 02:22:36

G: I'm turning my phone into airplane mode.
T: Oh, my God, she doesn't even do that on airplanes.

J: Okay, you and Rosa follow Augustine.
C: Right, and you and Amy follow your hearts.
BOYLE SOU EU TOTALMENTE FÃ DO CASAL E EU NÃO SEI SE QUERIA SER A AMY OU O JAKE NESSE BEIJO FINAL

esse final com a despedida e o cliffhanger que deixaram para a próxima season sou muito grato por estar maratonando agora e em alguns minutos já descobrir quem assumiu

Episodio 3x1 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-11 02:50:58

J: So we broke a rule.
A: Yeah. I hope it wasn't a mistake.
J: "I Hope It Wasn't a Mistake," title of your sex tape? Title of OUR sex tape.
eu to adorando esses dois juntos

"With all due respect, that pigeon is clearly a Ray J. Hi. Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji."
HAHAHAHAHA

H: I thought your reality show was to be called "Gina in a Bottle."
G: No, that was my fragrance line.
XTINA TEMOS VISITAS

Episodio 3x2 - Nota 8.5 2019-02-21 23:59:14

and now a message of hope: everything is garbage

finalmente descobri de onde vinha a cena do famoso gif do terry dançando

Episodio 3x3 - Nota 8 2019-02-22 00:05:50

A: I think Gina was right about the campaign, sir.
H: Hmm. I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say, "I told you so." A: She wouldn't do that.
G: You're right, Amy. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
*GINA TOLD YOU SO*
G: Did you have enough time to read it all?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 3x4 - Nota 8 2019-02-22 00:19:57

"I think this is where Batman's parents got killed."
MANO HAHAHAHH

H: I'd like to propose a toast. to catching a serial killer.
J: To catching a serial killer.
G: To rihanna. because i love rihanna.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"Wait, where's Gina?"
"She wanted to make a proper entrance."
"Or was I never really gone?"
ICÔNICA

Episodio 3x5 - Nota 9.5 2019-03-04 04:24:45

"IF I DIE TURN MY TWEETS INTO A BOOK."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Well, I'm my own person, capable of making my own decisions, and I decided to humiliate you both."
amy um ícone subestimado melhor episódio de halloween

Episodio 3x6 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-04 04:34:56

"Enough. We're gonna stop fighting. We're gonna lie down, and we're gonna triple-spoon like grown-ups."
HAHAAHAHAAHAH EU NÃO AGUENTO COM O BOYLE

ROSA E HOLT FORAM A MELHOR COISA DESSE EPISÓDIO SEM DÚVIDAS

Episodio 3x7 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-04 04:41:32

"I just discovered a new drug too. it's called 'your relationship' and i'm high on it."
O BOYLE SOU EU COM MEUS CASAIS EM SÉRIES... ELE MESMO TENTANDO RESOLVER O PROBLEMA HHAHAHAAHAH

B: Gina, i screwed up big time.
G: charles, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
EU AMO ESSA MULHER

Episodio 3x8 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-08 19:14:06

"Think positive thoughts."
"You're in a Channing Tatum movie. You're in a Channing Tatum movie."
"I don't like Channing Tatum."
"I'm not talking to you."
HAHAHAHAHAAHHH

Episodio 3x9 - Nota 8 2019-03-08 19:22:45

"The hot blond guy from "True Blood"?"
MEU DEUSSS HAHHAAHHAAH

"One of the many inaccuracies in the "Star Wars" universe."
"Uh and what's "Star Wars"?"
"Oh, boy. Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself."
HAHAHAHAHAAHA

Episodio 3x10 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-08 23:57:42

"Oh, my God. It's real life "Die Hard." I mean, "Oh, no! Crime.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 3x11 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-09 00:10:47

"I have never been so insulted in my entire life. I'm not gonna work cases for you guys anymore."
"We were never going to ask you to."
"You just lost your best detective."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

J: That guy kind of looks like my dad. Wait a minute. That is my dad. You cannot use his sperm. You cannot use his sperm.
B: MY SON WOULD BE YOUR BROTHER!
HAHAHAHAHA BOYLE DOENTE

Episodio 3x12 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-09 00:18:32

G: The only difference between you and Holt is that he lacks the strength to close a door so hard a room blows up.
T: Thanks, Gina.
G: Ah, you don't have to thank me, all I did was be the only person who believes in you.

Episodio 3x13 - Nota 9 2019-03-09 00:33:52

"Jake, help me. I don't want to die. I'm still on second season of "Game of Thrones."
prioridades fiquei feliz pelo retorno do judy

SPECIAL AGENT DENISE HEMPHILL IRMÃ DO HOLT SAUDADES SCREAM QUEENS

a barriga da melissa tá muito fofinha e eles tentando disfarçar é hilario

Episodio 3x14 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-09 00:49:08

"I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney, and then I'd ask her one question: You think you're a better dancer than me?"
ÍCONE

G: Adults don't care about their birthdays.
J: You came to work last year on a horse.
HAHAHHAAH DEVERIAM TER MOSTRADO UM FLASHBACK

J: She's very good at lip reading.
A: I wouldn't say I'm very good. I mean, deaf people, they're the real talents. Just can't stop. I'll let you guys talk! I'll just close my eyes.

Episodio 3x15 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-09 03:56:33

"Oh, come on! Sarge, take off your shirt! It's restricting your movement."
HAHAHAHAHAHA

J: Sir, I had nothing to do with this. I was arresting a dirty cop.
H: I heard you scream out "I looooooooooove this!"
J: Yes. "This" being justice. I love justice.

Episodio 3x16 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-13 02:52:41

"A very important, a very high profile celebrity was robbed in our precinct."
"What celebrity, Sir? Is it a Chris? Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? Brown? Cross?"

Episodio 3x17 - Nota 7.5 2019-04-13 02:55:00

"I understand you have some filmmaking experience."
"Well, you know, I've been re-Vined by Rob Kardashian, so, yeah, I'm a director."

Episodio 3x18 - Nota 8 2019-04-13 02:57:38

"What the hell did you do to my car?"
"Bitch, I told you I was gonna wreck it."

"What's going on? I can hear your lips moving. Ah! Are you guys kissing?"
"What? No. Charles, stop always asking that."

Episodio 3x19 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-13 02:59:24

"Point is, haters gonna hate. Shake it off. Taylor Swift, always right."

Episodio 3x20 - Nota 8 2019-04-13 03:03:09

"Maid of honor? Yes, a million times, yes! It would be an honor."
"Oh, my God, that's why they call it that."

Episodio 3x21 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-13 03:06:23

"Amy, this isn't "High School Musical."
"Yeah, Amy, this isn't "High School Musical 2."
"Yeah, and it isn't "High School Musical 3: Senior Year."
HAHAHAHAHAHA

"The baby can hear you yelling and it's upsetting him."
"It's a fake baby, Charles."
"I meant me."
BOYLEEEEE

"Oh, Jake and Amy and baby makes three. I don't know if I believe in God, but I have prayed for this."
MAIOR SHIPPER DO MUNDO

Episodio 3x22 - Nota 9 2019-04-13 03:10:01

"God, I'm so sick of doing everyone's job for them. It's like, help me out a little bit.Just once in a blue moon."

"So I went through your feed to see what you were posting. Lot of pictures of your kids. Nobody cares."
GINA SOS

AMANDO todo esse plot e a melissa na prisão escondendo a gravidez verdadeira genial

Episodio 3x23 - Nota 10 2019-04-13 03:13:24

"Well, I'd love to take credit, but the truth is, life just isn't that hard."

"I watch a lot of "Grey's Anatomy."
"That show's surprisingly accurate."
"Yeah, the one episode I watched, there was a bomb in the guy's butt."
"Oh, that's a good one."

"Look, I don't know what any of this means, but I feel like Sandra Oh."
HAHAHAHAHA

SEASON FINALE PERFEITA EU AMO ESSA SÉRIE

Episodio 4x1 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-25 12:04:58

"Classic film, one of my childhood favorites, and it only gets overtly transphobic at the very end, so a win."

Episodio 4x2 - Nota 9 2019-04-25 12:06:35

"Never been arrested before. I mean, I was "detained" once by Taylor Swift's security team, but that was a misunderstanding. She's probably going to write a song about me."
HAHAHAHA jake e sua obsessão pela taylor

Episodio 4x3 - Nota 9.5 2019-04-25 12:10:52

"Broccoli che visto?... Quanti erala Vito la Bella? Tutto matro lamente?... Ah! Gabanzo marinara! Pizzería, restaurante! Aaah!"
HAHAHAHAHAHHH

"I can't take credit for that. Gina Linetti is the real hero here."
"But isn't Gina Linetti more of a state of mind? Like, in a way, we were all Gina Linetti today."

Episodio 4x4 - Nota 8.5 2019-04-28 11:14:24

B: Nikolaj, look who it is. You remember Jake Peralta.
N: From the stories.
B: Yeah, we talk about you at bedtime.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHH

Episodio 4x5 - Nota 9.5 2019-04-28 11:35:21

"Whoa, she's your girlfriend, Peralta."
"Not tonight, she isn't. Although don't kiss anyone else. I love you so much."
HAHAHAHAHAA EU AMO DEMAIS ESSES DOIS

GINA LINETTI IS THE ULTIMATE HUMAN/GENIUS

Episodio 4x6 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-02 16:58:19

J: You da man!
G: Bye, girl!
J: See ya in the car, girl.
hahahahahahaha

"This is a room of nightmares, you're the nightmare. You made me kill my balloon baby."
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 4x7 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-05 00:06:56

"That concludes our briefing, and now, on a personal note, I have some thoughts about Beyoncé's "Lemonade" - I'd like to share."
QUERIA TER OUVIDO

B: How is this different than eating a turkey that's been killed in a factory?
G: Because I don't have to see that. It's called living in denial, you moron.

"How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences - for my actions?"

Episodio 4x8 - Nota 8 2019-03-05 00:15:52

B: We've already rented the tent.
G: "Tent" singular? Charles, "tent" singular?
SOS

T: This is the best day of my life.
J: You have three kids, Terry.
T: I SAID WHAT I SAID!
HAHAHAHAHAAH

H: What did you say?
A: Don't say it again.
R: I said you two need to bone.
H: How DARE YOU, DETECTIVE DIAZ. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 4x9 - Nota 8 2019-03-06 00:33:22

A: Gina, can I talk to you - for a second?
G: Yeah, what's up? Let me guess, you and Jake are having problems; you want me to teach you how to kiss?
A: What? No, stop that. Oh. I know how I kiss, I've read books.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

eu não tenho a minima paciência para o CJ eu mesmo teria ido lá e explodido aquele carro

Episodio 4x10 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-06 00:46:53

J: I can't get by. Curse my beautiful bubble butt.
B: See, all Boyle men are blessed with a flat ass, which is perfect for scooching.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

B: I'm literally turning into a puddle. Genevieve, hold me.
G: I got you, babe. Oh, honey, that flat ass is perched right on top of my ute.
J: I'm gonna pretend none of that was said for the sake of the child.
MEU DEUS HAHAHAHAHAH

Episodio 4x11 - Nota 9 2019-03-06 00:57:26

"Jake moving in with you is my dream come true, your apartment is two blocks away from mine, jake will be able to pop by any time. Imagine it.
He's had a tough day, he's fighting with Amy, you know how you let things escalate. So, he just walks over to my place, bottle of wine in hand, and we just talk it out, and then by the time that bottle's finished, you've come to your senses and apologized."
BOYLEEEEE AHAHAHAHAHAH

G: Crazies? Oh, Rosa. Sad Rosa. Have some respect for your fellow human beings.
R: What has gotten into you?
G: Solange just posted a video of a Kenyan human rights activist, Abdala, and I realized he and I are the only two people that can save the world. I'm so excited.
A GINA É ICÔNICA DEMAIS BICHO HAHAHAHA

A: Was that a "Harry Potter" reference?
J: It most definitely was. I started reading them - 'cause you love them so much.
A: And?
J: You were right. They're incredible. Remember when I called in sick the other day? I was at home reading "Order of the Phoenix."
A: Oh, this makes me so happy! How sad is it when Cedric dies?
J: I was crushed. Literally crying on the toilet.
ok, jake no momento é meu sonho de homem

"When we were back there racing through the Miranda Rights, I just looked over at you and thought, "You're awesome, and you're good at doing things." I mean, sure, I'll miss towel, but your happiness is worth way more than winning some stupid bet."
MEU DEUS QUE CASAL PERFEITO

Episodio 4x12 - Nota 9 2019-03-07 00:43:10

B: There's even a Hitchcock-Gina- Scully chain. I mean, what the hell happens on that?
G: Well, we mostly just exchange "Game of Thrones" theories.
S: The little guy is gonna marry a dragon.
G: We think.
HAHAHAHAHA mais improvável grupo do mundo

"Then why was she running?"
"Because a strange guy started following me to the bathroom."
"Right. Because men are horrible and the world is a nightmare."

"You know, honestly, I'd rather get hit by a bus than get one more text from you, Charles."
e foi... coitado do icone espero que volte mais lendária que nunca

Episodio 4x13 - Nota 9 2019-03-07 00:53:53

G: As much pain as I've been in, I can't imagine what it's been like for you living in a Gina-less world for two months. I'll field some questions now. Anyone?
J: So what was it like getting hit by a bus?
G: It was awesome.
J: Ah, I knew it. I always wanted to get hit by a bus.
G: Yeah, I mean, I was legally dead for two full minutes, and I met God.
R: Tight. What does she look like?
G: Ethnically ambiguous.
T: You took two weeks off when Kourtney and Scott Disick broke up. Are you sure you're ready to be back at work now?
G: What are you saying, Terry? You think I can't handle being back yet? Watch this. Gina Linetti is back, baby!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA MEU DEUS COMO TÔ AMANDO ESSA SÉRIE

que episódio maravilhoso bicho... os ratos drogados, o boyle no teto e a gina se alimentando "totalmente independente" foram o auge

Episodio 4x14 - Nota 8 2019-03-07 00:59:10

H: No matter what happens, we'll feel better knowing we didn't resort to blackmail.
B: I agree, from now on, the only black male I want anything to do with is you.
H: That was incredibly inappropriate.
B: I know, but I had thought of it and I was so proud, I just had to say it out loud.
MEU DEUS HAHAHAHAAH O BOYLE SURGE COM CADA PEROLA

"I respect women. I'm a feminist. I believe women should be on all the money. I wanna pay for a sandwich with a $10 Ellen DeGeneres."

Episodio 4x15 - Nota 8 2019-03-07 01:08:16

J: This man is our savior
B: And he looks like Jesus
J: Yeah, he looks like a hunky Jesus. Thanks for the heroin, Hunky Jesus.

B: I'm sorry that our last case wasn't our best case ever.
J: No, don't say that. Every case with you is the best case ever.
eu amo uma amizade

H: There was a swell of online support orchestrated by an organization called "Gina-zone."
G: I think you mean Ginazon. I was behind the bar the whole time, another great Gina Linetti entrance.
"I told you, you can't be back here."
G: And I told you, I already am.

Episodio 4x16 - Nota 9.5 2019-03-07 01:20:50

R: They're six. They can take the subway.
G: Rosa, that's crazy. They're babies. Terry, just call them an Uber.
S: Or just have your sitter pick 'em up.
J: Scully actually has the most reasonable idea. These truly are strange days.
HAHAHAHAHAHHH

"Then I don't want to be a woman."
"Me neither."
"You don't have to be if that's who you are you know what? That's a whole other conversation."
meu deus b99 eu te amo demais

"I wanted to help people like that cop helped me, but right now, I don't feel like a superhero. I feel the opposite. When I got stopped the other day, I wasn't a cop. I wasn't a guy who lived in a neighborhood looking for his daughter's toy. I was a black man, a dangerous black man. That's all he could see: a threat, and I couldn't stop thinking about my daughters, and their future, and how years from now, they could be walking down the street, looking for their kids' Moo Moo, and get stopped by a bad cop, and they probably won't get to play the police card to get out of trouble. I don't like that thought, and I'm gonna do something about it, so I don't care if it might hurt my career. I'm filing that report, even if I have to go over your head to do it.
obrigado ao responsável por isso a cena foi de um impacto e texto maravilhoso

não esperava algo assim vindo de b99... uma crítica ali, um shade aqui mas não algo assim, toda essa narrativa maravilhosa sem perder todo o humor e eu chorei com a conversa do terry e o cap holt, o jake falando que nunca passou por isso mesmo entrando em uma casa pela janela... o terry relatando que para o policial ele era apenas um "dangerous black man" me quebrou inteiro

Episodio 4x17 - Nota 8.5 2019-06-07 20:07:26

"It emits a sound that you can only hear if you're 35 or under."
o boyle e o jake gritando foi impagável falando no jake o andy tava lindo demais nesse episódio

Episodio 4x18 - Nota 8 2019-06-07 22:28:10

"January 14th, 2014. Detectives Peralta and Santiago conducted surveillance from a rooftop at 397 Barton Street. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me."

Episodio 4x19 - Nota 8.5 2019-06-07 22:59:24

L: That is shocking. I am shocked right now.
H: And I am enraged. We are shocked and enraged.
J: Yes, and we're all showing it.
H: I'll get the car. Stay with my mother. I've never seen her this shocked before.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

G: I knew a truck carrying Khloe Kardashian jeans didn't overturn in the parking garage.
A: The only thin that's overturned is your decision to not learn how to fix a tire.
G: Why won't you let this go?
A: My parents wanted me to learn how to change a tire, and I thought it was a waste of time, like any other 16-year-old girl, all I wanted to do was sit in my room alone reading books on U.S. history.
G: Ugh, every story about your childhood makes me so sad.
HAHAHAHAHAHA GINA E AMY JUNTAS EM CENA RENDEM MUITOOOO

Episodio 4x20 - Nota 8.5 2019-06-07 23:44:42

J: I heard she doesn't let anyone take her photograph so that she can still go undercover. Hey, Rosa, delete all the pictures you have of me.
R: I don't have any.
J: Not even the Splash Mountain one?
HAHAHAHAA

"That pen is her best friend. I'm not even saying that as an insult."

Episodio 4x21 - Nota 9 2019-06-08 00:31:21

T: Apparently, she has something called Ansel-Elgort Syndrome.
B: Oh, poor Gina.
G: Oh, my God.
H: Oh, you fools. That's not a disease. Ansel Elgort's an actor. Did none of you see "The Fault in Our Stars"?
T: No. Why did you?
H: Teenage romance, dying chick, oxygen mask.
bicho, esse episódio foi muuuito bom, o plot que criaram para a gina foi muito bom e o boyle é emocionado DEMAIS EU NÃO AGUENTO QUERENDO TIRAR FOTO DA BARRIGA DA GINA E COMPRAR FANTASIAS DE HALLOWEEN HAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 4x22 - Nota 10 2019-06-08 03:32:39

H: I hope you know your family's gonna miss you.
R: I don't care. I barely speak to them.
H: I was talking about the Nine-Nine.

um final de temporada impecável com um cliffhanger digno eu amo demais essa série

Episodio 5x1 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-09 04:10:54

H: Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to society's heteronormative, child-centric ideals?
T: Are you really playing the gay card right now?
H: Yas queen.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

H: He wrote "the number 8, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, capital D" Oh... I see what this is... this is a...
R: Yep

"I mean, I grew up without a dad."
"Yeah?"
"Me too."
"So did I."
"See? And we're all doing great."
HAHAHAHAHAHA JAKE que inclusive ta lindo demais com essa barba

"Well, let's be honest, it's not great in here for trans people."

Episodio 5x2 - Nota 8.5 2019-03-09 04:31:10

"Unless he's just having sex no, but he's a huge homophobe. It's where he stashes the Blizz, but all homophobes are secretly gay."

não dei conta do tanto que ri com o jake no banho com o caleb e me solta "Oh, twinsies."

" Scar, Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba "
" Oh, Mufasa! Did I miss it ? That's simply... awfuuul "
HAHAHHAA MEU DEUS MARAVILHOSO

Episodio 5x3 - Nota 8.5 2019-06-08 04:06:51

B: Jake, can you please spiral a little quieter? Nikolaj is still asleep and if he hears two men arguing in the next room, he might think he's getting sold again.
J: Aww, man, his backstory is so sad.
MANO

"What if he was telling the truth? What if he was innocent and I was putting an innocent man in jail? It's just feels a lot harder for me to put another human being in prison after experiencing it myself."
é character development b99 te amo

Episodio 5x4 - Nota 10 2019-07-03 06:05:02

A: I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now.
J: "I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now," - title of your sex tape.
A: "Oh, my God, I'm shaking." I'm definitely gonna cry,"
J: Title of your sex tape.

falo com tranquilidade que esse foi o melhor episódio de halloween e também um dos melhores da série, o pedido foi simplesmente genial e lindo.. e todas as referencias para tht desde o "ofamy" até que pra o terry é muito bleak

Episodio 5x5 - Nota 8 2019-07-03 06:12:55

J: What do you say, bud? Will you be my BM?
B: Yes! Yes, a million times, yes! In your face, Terry!
HAHAHAHAAHA

Episodio 5x6 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-03 06:21:30

"Could we wrap the flowers in "New York Times" crossword puzzles from key dates in our lives?"
chegarei com sequelas até o episódio do casamento...

Episodio 5x8 - Nota 7.5 2019-07-06 01:04:31

"To get people excited, like when Carly Rae Jepsen puts out an amazing single, and you have to wait six weeks for the album to come out."
reizinho com bom gosto musical

Episodio 5x9 - Nota 10 2019-06-06 15:28:52

B: Was that a woman's voice?
R: It's my sister.
B: Wait she called you babe. When my cousin called me babe, you said relatives shouldn't do that. What's really going on?
R: I'm dating a woman. I'm bi.
EU AMO UMA SÉRIE

Episodio 5x10 - Nota 10 2019-04-21 10:23:54

G: Ehh, you know, in another lifetime, you and I would've made a hot ass couple.
R: Agreed.

eu amei o episodio 100, amei a forma que o 99 lidou naturalmente com isso e ninguém fez nenhuma piada babaca... essa série é uma obra de arte e darem tanta representatividade assim para a bissexualidade é incrível, e esse final com todos indo para o game night: TUDO PRA MIM

Episodio 5x11 - Nota 8 2019-05-30 00:43:27

G: Uh, just so we're on the same page, how long have you been here, how elaborate does my lie need to be?
T: An hour.
G: Okay. The CIA contacted me, and there's some...
hahaahahahahahahah

Episodio 5x12 - Nota 8.5 2019-06-06 15:32:39

"So what you're saying is, 'we need to talk about Kevin.'"
"So you're saying, Kevin can wait?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Episodio 5x13 - Nota 8.5 2019-06-06 15:36:13

Jake: What about Dustin from "Stranger Things"?
Judy: Famous kids are monsters. You do not wanna meet Young Sheldon."
Jake: Really? Ah, that's disappointing. He was so good in "Big Little Lies.

Episodio 5x14 - Nota 9 2019-06-06 15:39:49

"When someone has a heart attack on a plane, do they yell out, "Yo, does anybody here have an Art History PhD?" A PhD is a doctorate. It's literally describing a doctor."
HAHAHAHAHAAH

sterling perfeito demais e com o andy em cena é um sonho que eu não sabia que precisava

Episodio 5x15 - Nota 8 2019-06-06 15:42:50

G: Hey, I was going through your calendar for some reason.
H: It's your job.
G: Right.

Episodio 5x16 - Nota 8.5 2019-06-25 11:58:11

J: I need that money for my honeymoon.
B: Oh, my God. The honeymoon is on the line?
J: ...And your money.
B: Eh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Episodio 5x17 - Nota 9 2019-06-28 17:07:43

G: What you looking at? Did the Kanye West cannibalism story finally break?
R: What? Is that a thing?
G: Yeah. He eats tiny little bites of people when he hugs them goodbye. I tipped off Page Six, I don't know why they're sitting on it.
HAHAHAHAHAA melhor interação do episódio

a maravilhosa nasim pedrad fez uma das melhores participações na série e por ser amiga do andy as cenas renderam momentos muito bons e o que falar sobre a cena inicial que é uma das mais famosas e reproduzidas na internet

Episodio 5x18 - Nota 8.5 2019-06-28 17:28:38

B: Adrian, this is us.
J: Not the TV show.
B: We are your friends.
J: Not the movie.
B: You got to have faith.
J: Not the song. Are you doing this on purpose?
B: The third one, yes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

R: We're gonna talk about them, because while wearing a wedding dress, you leapt over a couch, sprinted down an alley, and jumped off a car to subdue the crap out of a perp like you were Wonder Woman.
A: It was pretty cool, wasn't it?
R: Amy, you are an amazing cop and a great leader, and you have proven that a billion times over. You can't let other people's opinions get in the way of what you want, especially because other people suck.
MEU DEUS EU QUERO GUARDAR ESSA CENA PARA SEMPRE LATIN POWER

Episodio 5x19 - Nota 8 2019-06-28 17:40:59

B: I've been planning this bachelor party for ten years.
J: But I met Amy eight years ago.
B: What does she have to do with this? JK. I'm happy for you both.
MEU DEUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

eu me sinto na obrigação de assistir "die hard" depois dessa série

Episodio 5x21 - Nota 9 2019-07-03 06:30:45

I LOVE AMY SANTIAGO, WE GONNA TAKE EACH OTHER'S NAMES.

"Oh, no. My groom gut is a fancy bitch."
HAHAHAHAHAHH

amei a interação entre as sleuth sisters

Episodio 5x22 - Nota 10 2019-07-03 06:38:00

"Amy, be very careful about throwing around accusations like that, because if you're trying to say I somehow ruined Jake's wedding, then I'm gonna kill myself! So tread lightly."
HAHAHAAHAHAHA

A: Charles, it looks amazing. It's beautiful. How can I ever repay you?
B: Get pregnant. Use your body to give the world more Jake.
muito podre mas hilario, o episódio foi extremamente perfeito e o casamento foi incrível... quando falaram “I would marry you in a dumpster” durante essa season, eu já imaginaria que aconteceria algo assim durante o casamento meu casal é muito canon

Episodio 6x1 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-03 06:40:09

THIS B*** NEEDS A C**** IN HER A**

Episodio 6x2 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-03 06:44:36

"My wife and my dad are here. I mean, Captain Dad. I mean, I know who my dad is."
hahahahahahaha

o alan ritchson como young hitchcock eu nunca irei olhar para o personagem com os mesmos olhos

Episodio 6x3 - Nota 9 2019-07-04 17:48:28

"Anyway, how are you, Gina? What have you been up to?"
"Nothing crazy, just writing those "Thor" movies."
"Seriously? Oh, my God. Tell me everything."
"Legally, I can't get into it too much, but just know that the next one will have a lot more full frontal."
"Well, if you need some ska for your soundtrack..."
"Oh! This is them. This is Marvel. They probably want to talk about "Thor 4: More Thor."
HAHAHAHAHAHA

a gina é uma personagem icônica demais e fico triste com essa saída, essa cena final entre o andy e a chelsea foi linda, principalmente pelo fato deles realmente terem estudado juntos na vida real e serem amigos de infância

Episodio 6x4 - Nota 9.5 2019-07-05 17:50:46

H: Ah, whites go first.
G: Oh, chess really is like life. Commentary, the game you love is racist - and you're complicit.
a gina merecia ser muito mais aclamada por aqui... ela nomeando as peças do xadrez como rihanna, beyonce e kevin EU NÃO VOU SABER ME ACOSTUMAR

"Anyway, I didn't doubt myself for one second, and I'm more confident than I've ever been. I was only stalling because there was a shipping delay - with my golden statue."
a gina fará uma falta enorme na série, uma das melhores personagens com os melhores quotes sos a cena dela abraçando a amy e a rosa asssim como ela durante o movimento com o jake ELES FINGINDO SEREM RICOS E FAMOSOS TUDO PRA MIM GINA NUNCA SERÁ ESQUECIDA

Episodio 6x5 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-06 01:12:03

J: No one I've been close with has ever died before. No tragic accidents to friends, all my grandparents are alive.
T: How did you deal when Hodor died?
J: Not well, Terry. Why would you bring that up?
HAHAHAHA o andy tá muito mais lindo nessa season o que colocaram na água da NBC?

J: Yeah, he's like the Hound from "Game of Thrones."
D: I am like the Hound, and you're my Arya.
no proximo caso com o doug eu preciso do boyle junto morrendo de ciumes dessa amizade

Episodio 6x6 - Nota 9 2019-07-06 05:30:29

"It's bad, Rosa. You look like Edna from "The Incredibles."
"My goodness, did mother Gothel finally let you out of the tower to see the lanterns that fly for your birthday?"
HAHAHAHAHAH AS REFERÊNCIAS DO JAKE AOS PENTEADOS DA ROSA FORAM MARAVILHOSAS assim como a cena da amy acordando com um creepy jake

Episodio 6x7 - Nota 9 2019-07-06 10:03:55

S: Hello, unsolved case. Do you bring me joy? No, because you're boring and you're too hard. See ya.
A: Personal items only, Scully. Get that case out of the trash.
SCULLYYYYYY HAHAHAHA A AMY MUITO PUPILA DA MARIE KONDO SIM

H: I didn't sleep a wink. Let's just say Kevin no longer has me in the guest room.
J: Nice. My two dads, straight smashin' it. Sorry, that came out weird. Title of your sex tape.
O JAKE CHAMANDO O KEVIN E HOLT DE DADS AAAAAAAA

Episodio 6x8 - Nota 10 2019-07-06 23:33:30

"Two steps forward, one step back is still one step forward."

mais uma vez b99 fazendo um episódio consciente sem perder o humor, a carinha da amy os olhinhos cheios de lagrima no final com a fala da rosa deu vontade de guardar e proteger do mundo e interessante que mais uma vez usaram o jake um homem hétero e branco para mostrar a discrepância como o caso o terry e o racismo e agora com a amy situações cotidianas...

Episodio 6x9 - Nota 9 2019-07-10 01:06:57

"Of course it matters. He has to wear the smaller checks, big checks wash him out. Where are you, Amy?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA BOYLE É MUITO EMOCIONADO o plano para fazer o cara confessar plus a mimica do cap para o elvis GENIAIS

"Oh, Brazilian mobsters are so good-looking, they're just a bunch of Giseles, the women and the men." "Those are guards? I thought they were models." "You're under arrest, you beautiful man, cuff this son of a bitch. Oh, my God, you also smell so good. Brazil!!"
bisexual peralta ainda por cima com brasileiros, lin-manuel miranda mencionando o brasil varias vezes em um episódio de b99? OBRIGADO POR ME TRAZER ALEGRIA QUANDO NINGUÉM AO MENOS TENTOU

Episodio 6x10 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-10 01:18:15

"Nikolaj, say hi to Jake and this stranger."
"Hi, Jake. I love you."
HAHAHHAHAHA

Episodio 6x11 - Nota 8 2019-07-11 23:18:35

"I love watching you pound one out."
"Charles."
"What? That was sexual? Which part?"
"All of the parts!"
HAHAHAHAH

Episodio 6x12 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-12 04:47:19

J: And this may come as a shock to you, but I kind of have some dad issues with certain people.
A: Holt.
H: Me.
K: Raymond.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

esse casal não pode se separar de forma alguma só essa menção eu já fiquei trêmulo

Episodio 6x13 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-13 01:00:10

"We were at both lunches."
"How? They were simultaneous and two miles apart."
"It was free food. Life finds a way."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 6x14 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-13 03:59:28

"Okay, maybe not psychotic, but it's like something the lady from "Killing Eve" would do, not Sandra Oh, Villanelle. You know, the crazy one who stabs everyone with her hairpin, but have you still not watched "Killing Eve"? I've told you about it so many times.
JAKE PERALTA EU TE AMO

H: Worst morning ever.
J: Yeah, it was stressful, but we got the guy. Surprised you two are taking it so hard.
H: We were talking about our lunch, you self-absorbed son-of-a-bitch.
HAHAHAHAHAH

amei todas as cenas com o hitchcock e scully principalmente na ligação com o holt, episódio maravilhoso e o que foi toda essa movimentação da câmera? TUDO

Episodio 6x15 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-13 04:09:36

"Oh, I could help you! not to brag, but at typing camp, everyone called me "the finger queen." Oh, my God, that sounds really dirty. I swear that's what it meant."
AMYYYYYY HAAHAHAHAHH

"In the beginning, there was nothing, and then God, a woman, said, "Let there be Gina!"
eu amo uma personagem que saudades eu tava a cena da fã pedindo pra gina olhar pra ela HAHHAHAHAA

"This is more insane than the crowd at the Carly Rae Jepsen I mean Slayer concert."
homens com bom gosto musical

Episodio 6x16 - Nota 10 2019-07-13 17:37:59

"The only thing you won last heist was a lifetime of mediocre heterosexual intercourse with jake"
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

"I can still be useful without Bill! No hole's too tight for these tiny tips."
BOYLEEEEE

B: Oh my God, it's happening! Quick, someone get a reaction video of me becoming an uncle!
H: She's making it up. The pregnancy scam was my idea.
J: Wait, is that true? Did you just lie to me about our baby?
B: Yeah, did you lie to us about our baby?
HSHAKSAHDKHSKLS

MELHOR HEIST EPISODE DE TODOSSSS TERRY SIMPLESMENTE SUPEROU A AMY COM O MELHOR PLANO

Episodio 6x17 - Nota 8.5 2019-07-13 17:42:31

"That's not what they do on "The Voice", Amy, that's "American Idol"! "The Voice" is purely a celebration of talent."
puxando o saco da nova emissora e american idol é da foxxxx HAHAHAHA

O BOYLE INDO ABRAÇAR O CALEB E QUASE SENDO ATACADO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Episodio 6x18 - Nota 9 2019-07-17 02:50:53

H: Now I know why you refer to this as a Suicide Squad, Peralta, because I already want to kill myself.
W: Why don't you wait a week? You'll probably die of old age.
H: The only way I'm going to die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you reaper.
HAHAHAHAAHAH ESSA TROCA DE FARPAS SIMPLESMENTE TUDO PRA MIM

B: Oh, I love seeing these glimpses of domestic Peraltiago. Now kiss.
J: No.
B: You don't do it enough.
J: We do it all the time, just not in front of you.
B: It's been a year!
o boyle representando o fandom e a produção debochando continuando sem beijo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 7x1 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-20 18:52:30

H: You can either obey orders for the rest of your life and make no impact on the world, or stand up! And solve this case with me.
D: Is there a third option?
H: Nervously tag along.
D: Great. I choose the nervously tag along option.

Episodio 7x2 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-20 18:59:32

J: ...no photos of Wuntch.
H: That's because vampires don't appear on film. Perhaps we should be looking for a 17th-century woodblock print.
J: Good idea. Let's keep moving.
HAHAHAHAHA

Episodio 7x3 - Nota 8 2020-02-20 19:03:48

"He has no idea that we are growing a Whomping Willow in your Chamber of Secrets."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

a ideia do titulo do ep foi genial

Episodio 7x8 - Nota 8.5 2020-10-23 03:08:28

J: The Takeback. Coming this fall to HBO.
D: It's a TV show now?
J: Well that's where all the best content is.

Episodio 7x9 - Nota 8 2020-10-24 18:44:46

B: Wow. Even in defeat, you are a true prince of a man. The task force is yours.
J: What? No. Boyle, just take the win!
B: Right.

Episodio 7x10 - Nota 8 2020-10-24 18:52:49

"Boy, Jake is so lucky to have you as his butler."
"Oh, he's not..."
"Thank you."
"Oh."

WE'RE HAVING A BOY!!!!!!

Episodio 7x12 - Nota 8.5 2020-10-28 20:56:39

A: All the best stroller are from Scandinavia, where they don't hate people for having children.
R: I saw Midsommar, those people have their own problems.

Andre Braugher é perfeito

Episodio 7x13 - Nota 10 2020-10-28 21:03:36

J: I don't even care that I missed it, because right now, I am holding my son, and there's nothing more important in the world than that.
R: I have a video, if you wanna see it.
J: Amy, hold this baby. Rosa, give me that phone. Give me that phone. Everyone wash your hands.

Episodio 8x4 - Nota 9 2021-09-09 18:57:45

“Dear Kevin,

Attached please find a picture of my penis. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.”

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